24 Hours (The Kleptones album)

Track listing

1. "07:00 – Still Start" – 3:03
2. *Samples – Thomas Newman – American Beauty soundtrack
3. *Samples – Fatboy Slim – Weapon of Choice
4. *Samples – Underworld – Pearl's Girl
5. *Samples – Will Smith – Gettin' Jiggy Wit It
6. *Samples – Foo Fighters – Still
7. *Samples – Laurie Anderson – O Superman
8. *Samples – Global Communication –
9. *Samples - Apocalyptica - The Unforgiven
10. "07:30 – Up" – 1:36
11. *Samples – AC/DC – For Those About to Rock
12. *Samples – Harry Nilsson – Jump Into the Fire
13. *A spoof morning radio show is heard featuring Manchester comedian Nick Fraser and DJ Laurie Laptop
14. "08:10 – Down On Bennies" – 3:36
15. *Samples – Elton John – Bennie and the Jets
16. *Samples – Rage Against the Machine – Down on the Street
17. "08:35 – Kick The Bus, Kick The Train" – 4:13
18. *Samples – Steve Miller Band – Fly Like an Eagle
19. *Samples – ZZ Top – Waitin' for the Bus
20. *Samples – White Stripes – Hello Operator
21. *Samples – Dilated Peoples – Bullet Train
22. *Samples – Korn & the Dust Brothers – Kick the P.A.
23. "09:00 – Daft Purple" – 4:06
24. *Samples – The Breakfast Club
25. **"Well, well. Here we are." | "What can I say? I'm thrilled." | "I want to congratulate you for being on time."
26. *Samples – Deep Purple – Fireball
27. *Samples – Marshall McLuhan/Quentin Fiore/Jerome Agel – The Medium Is The Massage
28. **"Ours is a brand new world of all-at-once-ness..."
29. *Samples – Daft Punk – Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
30. *Samples – Daft Punk – Technologic
31. *Samples – Hijack – The Badman is Robbin'
32. **"Pow! Automatic, feel the panic, got to have ya. I'm the joker, i'm smoker..."
33. *Samples – Pink Floyd – Money
34. *Samples – Jethro Tull – War Child
35. **"Would you like another cup of tea, dear?"
36. "10:25 – Sixteen Sisters" – 2:50
37. *Samples – Paul Morley
38. **"Cell phones, faxes, voicemail, pagers, couriers, email, radio, catalogues....."
39. *Samples – Madonna – Hung Up
40. *Samples – Harry Nilsson – Sixteen Tons
41. *Samples – The Soundtrack of Our Lives – Sister Surround
42. "11:00 – Casbah Ain't Easy" – 4:27
43. *Samples – Purple Rain
44. **"That's life, man." | "Life my ass, motherfucker! This is a business, and you ain't too far gone to see that yet."
45. *Samples – The Clash – Rock the Casbah
46. *Samples – David Bowie – It Ain't Easy
47. *Samples – Tha Alkaholiks – J-Ro Late Skit
48. *Samples – Dilbert
49. **"Remember, the first rule of brainstorming is to openly mock the opinions of others."
50. "11:50 – Closer to the Boxer" – 4:55
51. *Samples – Waking Life
52. **"It might be true that there are six billion people in this world, and counting, but nevertheless – what you do makes a difference. It makes a difference, first of all, in material terms, it makes a difference to other people, and it sets an example. In short, I think the message here is..."
53. *Samples – Asheru & Blue Black of the Unspoken Heard feat. Lone Catalysts – Think About
54. *Samples – The Cure – Close to Me
55. *Samples – Simon & Garfunkel – The Boxer
56. "12:30 – Nu Rip Off" – 3:29
57. *Samples – Ozzy Osbourne
58. **"Fuck that business shit man. Just give me cocaine and drugs and a flash car and a night club and a couple of groupies and I'll be sound you know."
59. *Samples – Attack of the Show – Kevin Pereira
60. **Insulting Kevin Federline appearing in a where he displays his new song – "I gotta say like, I.. I respect artists, don't get me wrong, but this is something anybody could whip up in 10 minutes with GarageBand. And watch as the moron at the mixing board, like just loved his pathetic little track. Yeah, exactly."
61. **"That's the fire! | That's the fire. | Fire! | That's the fire."
62. *Samples – DJ Nu-Mark – Imagine – John Lennon cover
63. *Samples – T. Rex – Rip-Off
64. *Samples – The Jetsons – Uniblab
65. **"Back to work, back to work! Everybody; work, work, work, work!"
66. "13:30 – The Black Devil Is Not Enough" – 3:29
67. *Samples – Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
68. **"Aahhhhhh" – Sirius Cybernetics Corporation door with a 'Genuine People Personality'
69. *Samples – Footloose
70. **"You know what it is, you've got an attitude problem. | Oh, I've got an attitude problem? | I'm not the only one who's noticed."
71. *Samples – Bill Hicks
72. **"I don't fit in anywhere, man. I really don't. I don't agree with anything either, not even what I just said, so I think you see the fucking problem here."
73. *Samples – Nine Inch Nails – Love is Not Enough
74. *Samples – The Doors – An American Prayer
75. **"We're perched headlong on the edge of boredom. We're trying for something that has already found us."
76. *Samples – Jarvis Cocker
77. **"It's a bit like Groundhog Day..."
78. "14:40 – Quicksilver Manuva" – 5:16
79. *Samples – Quicksilver Messenger Service – Fire Brothers
80. *Samples – Perry Farrell – Letters to Xiola
81. *Samples – This Mortal Coil – Firebrothers
82. *Samples – Roots Manuva – Motion 5000
83. *Samples – Irene Handl – Metal Mickey
84. **"Oi! Wake up! You'll have to go in there, dear, it's gettin' a bit much, I can't cope!"
85. "16:05 – Unfinished Turkey" – 4:38
86. *Samples – Massive Attack – Unfinished Sympathy
87. *Samples – John Lennon & The Plastic Ono Band – Cold Turkey
88. *Samples – Napoleon Dynamite
89. **"Gosh!"
90. *Samples – Bill Hicks
91. **"I know it doesn't make a lot of sense, but work with me on this..."
92. "17:00 – Run Outside" – 3:02
93. *Samples – George Michael – Outside
94. *Samples – Martha and the Vandellas – Nowhere to Run
95. *Samples – Bernard Herrmann – Theme from Twisted Nerve
96. *Samples – Kill Bill
97. "17:30 – Know How Frogs Function" – 3:23
98. *Samples – The Doors – Peace Frog
99. *Samples – Shorty Long – Function at the Junction
100. *Samples – Young MC – Know How

1. **Samples – The Incredible Bongo Band – Apache
2. **Samples – Isaac Hayes – Theme from Shaft
3. *Samples – Aqua Teen Hunger Force – Mayhem of the Mooninites
4. **"Is your ego satisfied? | Damn no!"
5. **"Not if you need it; and you need it."
6. "18:00 – War of Confusion" – 4:13
7. *Samples – The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy – Television

1. **Samples – Revenge trailer
2. ***"It was a place where everything was legal"
3. **Samples – Frasier
4. ***"If you're looking for emotional satisfaction, my advice to you is seek professional help."
5. *Samples – BBC News theme
6. *Samples – Peter Gabriel – Games Without Frontiers
7. *Samples – Peter Gabriel – Sledgehammer
8. *Samples – Stevie Wonder – Superstition
9. *Samples – Genesis – Land of Confusion
10. *Samples – Edwin Starr – War
11. *Samples – George W Bush's 2006 State of the Union
12. **"The best way to break this addiction is through technology."
13. "19:00 – Careless Or Dead" – 5:51
14. *Samples – Top of the Pops
15. *Samples – Amerie – 1 Thing
16. *Samples – George Michael – Careless Whisper
17. *Samples – Bon Jovi – Wanted Dead or Alive
18. *Samples – Krusty from The Simpsons
19. **"Sorry about this, kids. Stay tuned, we got some real good commercials coming right up! I swear. Heh heh heh... ehh."
20. *Samples – Waking Life
21. **"Hey. You a dreamer?" "Yeah." "Haven't seen too many of you around lately. Things have been tough lately for dreamers. They say dreaming's dead: no one does it anymore. It's not dead, it's just that it's been forgotten. Removed from our language. Nobody teaches it, so nobody knows it exists. Dreamers are banished to obscurity. I'm trying to change all that, and I hope you are too. By dreaming, everyday. Dreaming with our hands and dreaming with our minds. Our planet is facing the greatest problems it's ever faced, ever. So whatever you do, don't be bored. This is absolutely the most exciting time we could have possibly hoped to be alive. Things have just started." "Hey, thanks." "Not a problem!"
22. "21:00 – Uptight Jet" – 4:01
23. *Samples – The Kleptones – Bite
24. *Samples – The Kleptones – Really Rappin' Something
25. *Samples – Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin from The Rat Pack Live At The Sands
26. **"Let's have a drink!" "You are drinking." "Oh, is that my hand?"
27. *Samples – Stevie Wonder – Uptight
28. *Samples – Jet – Get What You Need
29. "22:00 – The Underground Hand That Buttoned The Widow" – 5:37
30. *Samples – Circuit Boy – The Door
31. **"You, to the left: can you move? Marcello, please assist me in rounding up the cattle. Not you, perhaps you, and never you...yes, you, with the large hairdo. Yes, fierceness is always welcome. These are role models."
32. *Samples – Billy Elliot
33. **"What does it feel like when you're dancing?" "Don't know. Sorta feels good. Sorta stiff and that, but once I get going... then I, like, forget everything. And... sorta disappear. Like I feel a change in my whole body. And I've got this fire in my body. I'm just there."
34. *Samples – David Byrne interview
35. **"Because music is very physical. Enough in the body understands it before the head. You understand what I'm trying to say?"
36. *Samples – Primal Scream – Get Your Rocks Off
37. *Samples – Aerosmith – Dude
38. *Samples – Nine Inch Nails – The Hand that Feeds
39. *Samples – White Stripes – The Hardest Button to Button
40. *Samples – Tori Amos – Professional Widow
41. *Samples – Mirwais – Miss You
42. *Samples – Radio 4 – Dance to the Underground
43. "22:45 – Babua Number One" – 3:44
44. *Samples – Goldfrapp – Number 1
45. *Samples – Future Sound of London – Papua New Guinea
46. *Samples – Meat Beat Manifesto – Radio Babylon
47. "23:30 – Get it on the Long Hard Road" – 4:29
48. *Samples – Future Sound of London – Papua New Guinea
49. *Samples – Marilyn Manson – Long Hard Road Out of Hell
50. *Samples – T. Rex – Bang a Gong
51. "00:20 – Need You This Way" – 4:13
52. *Samples – Jarvis Cocker
53. **"Everybody wants to be sexy..."
54. *Samples – Waking Life
55. **"What's your name? | So, What about you? | What you doing? | Um, I'm just trying to get a sense of where I am and what's going on."
56. *Samples – Kate Bush – Running Up that Hill
57. *Samples – Aerosmith – Walk This Way
58. *Samples – Run-D.M.C. – Walk This Way
59. *Samples – INXS – Need You Tonight
60. *Samples – Tom Waits – What's He Building?
61. "01:00 – What's The Matter With Your Lines, Baby?" – 2:56
62. *Samples – Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
63. **"Very soon we would both be completely twisted, but there was no going back."
64. *Samples – Marvin Gaye & Mary Wells – What's the Matter With You Baby
65. *Samples – Duran Duran – White Lines
66. *Samples – Dr. Dre – Still D.R.E.
67. **"Still doin' that shit, huh? Oh for sure."
68. *Samples – Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
69. **"Aahhhhhh"
70. *Samples – Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
71. **"Do you love it too, Charlie? Oh yes, I think it's the most wonderful 'Charlie' in the whole world."
72. "01:30 – Psyche Haze" – 2:59
73. *Samples – The Rocky Horror Picture Show
74. **"I see you shiver with antici–pation."
75. *Samples – Jimi Hendrix – Purple Haze
76. *Samples – Pierre Henry – Psyché Rock
77. "02:05 – Drunk Machine" – 5:58
78. *Samples – The Jackson 5 – Dancing Machine
79. *Samples – Pierre Henry – Psyché Rock
80. *Samples – Tha Alkaholiks – Only When I'm Drunk
81. *Samples – Pink Floyd – The Dark Side of the Moon
82. **"There's no dark side of the moon, really – matter of fact, it's all dark. The only thing that makes it look light is the sun."
83. *Samples – Pixies – La La Love You
84. *Samples – Bob Dylan
85. **"...sell my animal... bathe my bird... collect my clip and buy my bath... return me back to the cigarette"
86. *Samples – Simon & Garfunkel – Punky's Dilemma
87. *Samples – The Breakfast Club
88. **"WOAH SHIT! Jesus Christ almighty!" | "Go to hell!"
89. *Samples – Kahlil Gibran – The Prophet
90. *Samples – "Daisy Bell" — excerpt from synthesized speech created by John Larry Kelly, Jr at Bell Labs in 1962 using an IBM 704 computer
91. "02:45 – If Not for the Ambulance Driver" – 5:07
92. *Samples –
93. **"Relax. We've got him in a box! He's too far gone on the girl. | Is she very beautiful? | Yes!"
94. *Samples – The Flaming Lips – Mr. Ambulance Driver
95. *Samples – George Harrison – If Not For You
96. *Samples – T. Rex – Life's a Gas
97. *Samples – Godley & Creme – Consequences
98. **"I wonder if there is an afterlife. I've given it a great deal of thought, read a fair share of learned tomes, but have yet to come down on one side or the other."
99. *Samples – Harold and Maude
100. **"A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they're not dead, really. They're just backing away from life."
101. *Samples – "Accident and Emergency"
102. *Samples – Waking Life
103. **"I'm starting to think that I'm dead. | Doesn't it make sense that death too would be wrapped in dream? That after death, your conscious life would continue in what might be called a dream body? It would be the same dream body you experience in your everyday dream life. Except that in the post-mortal state, you could never again wake up."
104. "03:15 – Imagine the End of the World" – 4:04
105. *Samples – John Lennon – Imagine
106. *Samples – Super Furry Animals – It's Not the End of the World?
107. *Samples – Seven
108. **"The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for. | I agree with the second part."
109. *Samples – Flash Gordon
110. **"Good morning! Are you injured? | The Lord knows why, but it seems not. | A Miracle. I expect you'd like to use my phone. | Thanks, I would. | Well it's right in there."
111. *Samples – The Breakfast Club
112. **"What's the matter with you? Come on!" | "What are you babbling about?" | " the world's an imperfect place "
113. *Samples – Animal House
114. **"What? Over? Did you say over?"
115. "03:40 – Crazy Tonight = Strong Teeth" – 7:06
116. *Samples – Animal House
117. **"Nothing is over until we decide it is!"
118. *Samples – Beyoncé Knowles – Crazy in Love
119. *Samples – Genesis – Tonight, Tonight, Tonight
120. *Samples – Beastie Boys – Jimmy James
121. *Samples – Quincy Jones – Soul Bossa Nova
122. *Samples – Dire Straits – The Man's Too Strong
123. *Samples – Nine Inch Nails – With Teeth
124. "04:15 – Oops Speak Louder Than Words" – 4:02
125. *Samples – The Breakfast Club
126. **"It's kind of a double edged sword, isn't it? | "Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl" | "You want to but you can't and when you do you wish you didn't, right?" | "You're just feeling sorry for yourself..."
127. *Samples – Bright Eyes – At The Bottom Of Everything
128. *Samples – Britney Spears
129. **"It's just me. And I need to do what I feel like doing. So let me go. And just listen."
130. *Samples – Tweet & Missy Elliott – Oops
131. *Samples – Chocolate Milk – Actions Speak Louder Than Words
132. "04:40 – Amazing Temptation" – 4:41
133. *Samples – Purple Rain
134. **"I'm going to be totally honest with you. I think you've been full of shit."
135. *Samples – Bright Eyes – At The Bottom Of Everything
136. *Samples – The Breakfast Club
137. **"It was an accident. | You're an asshole. | Let's end the suspense! | You did that on purpose just to fuck me over! | You're pretty sexy when you get angry."
138. *Samples – Pixies – Hey
139. *Samples – The Rolling Stones – Let's Spend the Night Together
140. *Samples – Queen – Now I'm Here
141. *Samples – Kill Bill
142. **"You and I have unfinished business."
143. *Samples – The Temptations – Get Ready
144. *Samples – Madonna – Amazing
145. *Samples – Cornelius – Smoke
146. "05:10 – If Les Fleur Were Mine" – 4:05
147. *Samples – Waking Life
148. **"I...you know I can't really remember right now, I can't really recall that, but that's beside the point. | You wanna do it?"
149. *Samples – Luther Vandross – If This World Were Mine
150. *Samples – 4Hero – Les Fleur
151. *Samples – Marvin Gaye – If This World Were Mine
152. "05:35 – Anything New" – 4:22
153. *Samples – Diana Ross & The Supremes and The Temptations – I'll Try Something New
154. *Samples – Spiritualized – Anything More
155. "06:10 – We All Fall Through The Air" – 3:40
156. *Samples – Elton John – We All Fall In Love Sometimes
157. *Samples – Air – J'ai Dormi Sous L'Eau
158. *Samples – Waking Life
159. **"There's only one instant, and it's right now, and it's eternity. | To say yes to one instant is to say yes to all of existence."
160. "07:00 – Still Ending" – 3:13
161. *Samples – Foo Fighters – Still