Are We There Yet? (film)
Are We There Yet? is a 2005 American family comedy film directed by Brian Levant. It was written by Steven Gary Banks, Claudia Grazioso, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss based on a story by Banks and Grazioso. Ice Cube stars alongside Nia Long, Aleisha Allen, Philip Daniel Bolden, Jay Mohr, and Tracy Morgan.
Produced by Revolution Studios and distributed by Columbia Pictures, the film was released theatrically on January 21, 2005. The film grossed $98 million worldwide and sold 3.7 million DVDs. A sequel, Are We Done Yet?, was released in April 2007, and a television series featuring the film's main characters premiered in May 2010.
Plot
Two rebellious children, Lindsey and Kevin Kingston sabotage the relationships of their divorced mother, determined to keep her single until their parents reconcile. Nick Persons, a bachelor who hates children, purchases a brand new 2004 Lincoln Navigator and boasts with his beloved bobblehead doll of Satchel Paige, who comes to life at its own will – though only Nick can hear him. When he reaches his sports shop, he witnesses the woman of his dreams, Suzanne Kingston. On his way to talk to her, he is disgusted to find she has two kids, who turn out to be Lindsey and Kevin. Later that night, Nick runs into Suzanne on his way home, asking for ride because her car has broken down. After receiving an electric shock, he agrees to take her home, and once there, agrees to transport her wherever she needs to go. On New Year's Eve, he brings her to the local airport to go to Vancouver for a business meeting, but her ex-husband Frank calls to say he is sick and cannot bring the children to the airport, leaving her to put her trust in Nick.Once at her house, he meets Kevin and Lindsey and gives them "gifts": A pizza coupon for Lindsey and a corkscrew for Kevin. Kevin asks him if he wants to learn any Chinese and kicks him between his legs and slaps him. Their babysitter warns Nick he will fail. They go to the airport, where Kevin accidentally damages Nick's car door. Nick yells at Kevin for having his car door damaged, making him cry, but bribes him and Lindsey with 10 dollars to make sure he doesn't get in trouble by the police. Inside the airport, Kevin learns that corkscrews are illegal to bring on planes. Unable to get to a trashcan, he slips the item in Nick's jacket pocket, which leads to Nick being tackled by security. After taking a train, the two kids jump off to collect a toy just as Nick boards, forcing him to jump off and land unsafely, losing their luggage, and they reluctantly drive.
Believing Nick is only their mother's friend, the kids are tamed but still misbehave and show Nick no respect. At a truck stop, the two learn from one of Nick's friends, Marty, on his cellphone that he not only hates them, but also lied about not having feelings for their mother. Then the children have Kevin fake an asthma attack and lock Nick out of the suv. Lindsey then tries to drive the car away but fails because of not knowing how to drive forcing Nick to chase after them and then tries to stop the kids by trying to get in from the suv’s rooftop. Lindsey drives the car in a butcher statue causing the axe to injure Nick between his legs. Later, Lindsey signals to truck driver Al Buck that they have been kidnapped causing Nick to accidentally drive his car into the woods and down a mountain, resulting in heavy damage to the car, much to his horror and dismay, and ultimately the kids run away to visit their father in a train, with Nick chasing after them on a horse but ultimately falling off.
Once they arrive at their father's house, however, they discovered that their father has not only moved on, but also started a new family. Feeling betrayed and abandoned, they warm up to Nick, as he does with them. Nick tells them his father also abandoned him. Throughout the rest of the trip, the three find themselves in several more mishaps, but each setback only strengthens their relationship. At one point, Kevin has to get an inhaler refill from a pharmacist working as a clown at a children's New Year's Eve party, and during this, Lindsey reveals her music talent, singing a karaoke version of Aretha Franklin's "Respect". Back on the road, Kevin vomits on the car's windshield and then they pull into a rest area to clean out the car. While Kevin and Nick feed a deer some cookies, Lindsey accidentally scares it with a camera flash, causing the deer to attack Nick, resulting in him losing his car keys. Because of this, Nick tries to hotwire the car using his lighter, but he accidentally causes the lighter to tip over and set the inside of the car on fire. The car then explodes. Nick angrily blames the kids, but calms down and apologizes immediately afterwards.
With the car now a heap of scrap metal, the trio tries to hitch a ride from Al Buck, but he leaves Nick behind and drives off, still thinking Nick is a kidnapper. Nick hitches a ride from the driver of a billboard truck. In Al's truck, the kids physically attack him in the van, leading to a chase that ends in Vancouver, where Nick fights Al, along with several men dressed as snowmen. During the fight, Kevin has an asthma attack and collapses. Nick rushes to his side and revives him. Witnessing the event, Suzanne believes trusting Nick was a mistake. After encouragement from Satchel, Nick goes to Suzanne's hotel to say goodbye to her and the kids. After Suzanne realizes how much Nick and the kids have grown to care for each other, Suzanne tells Nick that he is the one for her, and they kiss on New Year's Eve during the fireworks at Lindsey's suggestion.
Cast
- Ice Cube as Nick Persons
- Aleisha Allen as Lindsey Kingston
- Philip Daniel Bolden as Kevin Kingston
- Nia Long as Suzanne Kingston
- Jay Mohr as Marty: Nick's best friend.
- M. C. Gainey as Al Buck
- Tracy Morgan as the voice of a Satchel Paige Bobblehead: Nick's prized possession and confidante, who speaks to him through his conscience.
- * David Barclay as the Satchel Paige Bobblehead puppeteer.
- C. Ernst Harth as Ernst: a truck driver who tries to help Nick save the kids from Big Al, but fails after Big Al crashes his truck.
- Nichelle Nichols as Miss Mable: Kevin and Lindsey's elderly babysitter.
- Sean Millington as Frank Kingston
- Henry Simmons as Carl: Suzanne's date who was scared off by Kevin and Lindsay.
Reception
Box office
The film opened at number 1, with a gross of $18.6 million in 2,709 theaters averaging $6,856 per venue. The film's opening weekend made up 22.57% of its final domestic gross. In its second weekend, the film dropped to number 2 but lost just 12% of its audience, grossing a further $16.3 million, and raised the ten day total to $38.5 million. It closed on June 16, 2005, with a final gross of $97.9 million worldwide.The film was released in the United Kingdom on February 17, 2005, and opened at number 6 within the first weekend. The next weekend, the film moved up one place, then down back to number 6, before finally ending up at number 13 on March 25, 2005.
Awards and nominations
- BMI Music Film Award
- 2005 Teen Choice Awards: Choice Movie – Comedy
- 2006 Kids' Choice Awards: Favorite Movie
Television series