Breakfast in Heaven

Side one

• Father Sarducci is welcomed to the University of Notre Dame and recalls the early years of the institution.
• Doo Dah history, folklore and myth.
• The pros and cons of singing about beer on buses are examined.
• How singing the short version of "Happy Birthday" can add six to seven minutes to your life, the candles on the cake, and a look at Ronald Reagan's neck.
• Central American Policy is discussed and arguments are made to bomb Canada.

  Side two

• Father Sarducci looks forward to the 90's and unveils plans for the upcoming Columbus Cinquecentennial in 1992.
• Divorced lookalikes, emergency umbrellas and the missing commandments are highlighted in a preview of The Vatican Enquirer.
• Breakfast in Heaven.
• Father Sarducci answers questions from the audience about wearing black, the confessional and birth control for dogs.
• A medley of Beatles tunes.