Count Jim Moriarty is a character from the 1950s BBC Radio comedy The Goon Show. He was voiced by Spike Milligan. In the episode "The Macreekie Rising of '74", Harry Secombe filled-in for the role in Milligan's absence. Moriarty is an impoverished member of the French aristocracy who has turned to crime to support his lifestyle. Despite having carried out many high-paying cons and robberies during the series, he and his criminal counterpartHercules Grytpype-Thynne always appear to be permanently destitute. With his thick faux-French accent, he is often found scavenging in dustbins looking for food and uttering nonsensical, half-French curses such as "Sapristi nabolas!", "Sapristi nyuckoes!", or "Sapristi bombpetts!" and "Sacre Fred!" in the episode "Lurgi Strikes Britain". Moriarty travels closely with Grytpype-Thynne, often in the same suite or by hiding in the lining of Grytpype's underpants. In "The Call of the West", Grytpype announces that Moriarty is traveling west by fish crate because of the devaluation of the franc. Over the years, Moriarty changed from a suave, debonair and efficient French criminal mastermind and confidence trickster into a cringing sidekick of Grytpype-Thynne, who is often disparaging of his manic behaviour, referring to him as "you steaming French nit", "my fast disintegrating friend", or "you crutty French schlapper". Moriarty's deterioration was accompanied by a change in the character's voice, becoming higher in register and losing its smooth diction as the series progressed. Grytpype often introduces him with a middle name such as "Thighs", "Knees", "Kidney Wiper", etc., along with an appropriate sound effect or Moriarty's catch-phrase "Oooowwwwww", and descriptions of his prowess in various fields:
"Who has played the male lead in over 50 French postcards"
"Minister Without Underpants to the Principality of Monte Carlo"
"Champion barbed-wire hurdler until his tragic accident"
On one occasion, he is introduced as "Count 'Serge' Moriarty"; when Seagoon enquires "Serge?", Grytpype replies, "Only because he can't afford flannels". In "The Missing Battleship", Grytpype introduces him enthusiastically as "Count Jim 'Bilge!' Moriarty"; however, due to undisclosed problems this was unaccompanied by any sound effect, and was punctuated anti-climatically by an embarrassed "Oww" from Moriarty seconds afterward. In the episode "The Macreekie Rising of '74" Milligan was absent, and Moriarty was for one and only time played by Harry Secombe. Although his surname is pronounced, Grytpype-Thynne would pronounce it if he was in a bad way or if he thought Milligan was overacting his part. There is also some suggestion that the character is a parody of the Sherlock Holmes villain, Professor Moriarty. In The Hound of the BaskervillesAccording to Spike Milligan, a preface by Milligan explains that Sherlock "did not stay dead for long", and after chasing him up a mountain did in fact kill Professor Moriarty, but he "later became a character in The Goon Show".
