Count Lasher
Count Lasher was the stage-name of Terence Parkins, a Jamaican singer and songwriter. Born in the mountainous parish of Saint Thomas, Lasher predominately utilized first rural, and then urban mento styles in his music, although in later years he recorded some ska and reggae singles. Successful and prolific in output, Count Lasher remains an overlooked figure in the history of Jamaican music.
Career
Count Lasher's career started soon after leaving school. An avid fan of mento music, he taught himself how to play the piano and the guitar before traveling to Kingston where he entertained the tourists on boats moored within Kingston Harbour.A prolific performer, Lasher appeared at hotels, beach parties, charity events, and occasionally in cinemas before the start of the movies. He recorded on several different labels, and was accompanied by various backing bands over the course of his career; early singles are credited to Count Lasher's Seven, with names such as the Royal Calypsonians and Calypso Quartet used later. Though Lasher's music was technically mento in style, Jamaican acts of the era often recorded under calypso-related names as the term 'calypso' had greater recognition amongst tourists.
Count Lasher entered some of the music competitions held regularly at Jamaica's Ward's Theatre. On 20 April 1957 the theatre's "Federated Calypso Clash" saw Trinidadian calypso artists Lord Pretender and Lord Melody battle mento locals Count Lasher and Lord Messam.
Count Lasher continued to perform until the mid-1970s, releasing more than fifty songs, yet he never recorded any albums or compilations.
Both his age and the spelling of his real name are still open to question, and despite believing that he could be the greatest of all the mento performers, musicologist Michael Garnice has also stated that: "Count Lasher may be the single most neglected artist in the history of Jamaican recorded music."
Subject matter
Early recordings released by mento artists were primarily intended for use on the island's sound systems, only later being released to the general public. Like most of the mento songwriters, Count Lasher is a storyteller and social-commentator as well as an entertainer. Colorful local dialect is also employed liberally throughout Lasher's work, with themes and issues easily recognizable to the island's inhabitants. The chorus in "Mango Time" presents a list of mango cultivars:More Jamaican idioms are to be found in Lasher's arrangement of traditional song "The Weed", which tells of a hungry man encountering an old lady with a basket packed with different medicinal herbs. The protagonist in the story is offered a bewildering array of herbs, with unusual local names such as:
'Tomtom Callback', 'Deadman get-up', 'Granny Back Bone', 'Granny Crack Cracks', 'Guzzu Weed', 'Puss in Boots', and the 'Ducky Batty'. Lasher laments that, "The only one she didn't have was the wicked 'Ganja Weed'.."
Many mento acts used suggestive lyrics in their work, and with a name like "Count Lasher", it is unsurprising that Perkins recorded several 'saucy' numbers. "The Man with the Tool", "Female Boxer", "The Ole Man's Drive", and "Water The Garden" are examples of songs where double-entendres are gleefully employed by Count Lasher. Sometimes the subtext is only thinly-veiled, for instance in "Robusta Banana":
In "Maintenance" Count Lasher recounts a tale of having been sued for child support, when he is adamant that the baby does not belong to him. The baby is white, and Lasher notes how: "I'm black, you think, and is closely related to ink". After he is told that the baby is white because the mother drank Milk of Magnesia when pregnant, Lasher retorts: "..put me in jail if you like, I ain't paying.. ..For me to mind a child, well you have to know, that the scamp must be born singing calypso".
Many other subjects were examined by Lasher in his work. The West Indian passion for cricket is documented in tunes like "Final Test Decision" and "Tribute To Sobers", and in "Trek to England" Lasher angrily commented on the West Indian emigration boom of the time. He felt that the local 'gals' had been made 'vicious' by their obsession with obtaining enough money to purchase a ticket to the country.
Covers
Count Lasher's "Calypso Cha Cha" was covered and renamed "Rocking Steady" by Bob Marley. The track appears on Marley's album 1967–1972 Gold. "Sam Fi Man" was later recorded by fellow mento artist Stanley Beckford.Discography
Count Lasher was prolific in terms of singles released, yet he never recorded an album, and no compilation of his music has been issued. A selection of Count Lasher's recordings is given below:1950s
- "Sam Fi Man" / "Things Gone Up" – as Count Lasher's Calypso Quintet
- "Mango Time" / "Breadfruit Season" – as Count Lasher's Seven
- "Water The Garden" / "Trek To England" – as Count Lasher's Calypso Quintet
- "Two Timing Lennie" / "The Saturday March" – as Count Lasher's Calypso Quintet
- "Pick Your Choice" / "Shepherd Rod" – as Count Lasher's Calypso Quintet
- "Perfect Love" / "Mother Bad Mine" – as Count Lasher's Calypso Quintet
- "Man A Yard" / "The Ole Man's Drive" – with George Moxey & His Calypso Quintet
- "You Got To Pay" / "Time For A Change" – with George Moxey & His Calypso Quintet
- "Calypso Cha Cha Cha" / "Perseverance" – as Count Lasher & His Calypsonians
- "Slide Mongoose" / "Miss Constance" – as Count Lasher's Calypso Quintet
- "Calabash" / "Dalvey Gal – Parson" – as Count Lasher with Orch
- "Talking Parrot" / "Doctor" – with Charlie Binger & His Calypsonians
- "Sally Brown" / "Cinemascope" – with Charlie Binger & His Calypsonians
- "Man With The Tool" / "Final Decision" – as Count Lasher & His Band
- "Lasher Rides Again" / "Love Friction" – as Count Lasher & His Band
- "Fish And Ackee" / "Please Louise" – as Count Lasher & His Band
- "Robusta Banana" / "Mo-Bay Chinaman" – as Count Lasher's Calypso Quintet
- "Jamaica Bananas" / "Don't Fool Roun' Me Gal"
- "Jolly Jolly Shilling" / "Count Lasher Rides" – as Count Lasher & His Pepsters
- "Natta Bay Road" / "Female Boxer" – as Count Lasher & His Pepsters
1960s
- "Hooligans" / "Jump Independently"
- "Ring Ding '67" / "Winnie The Whip"
- "Dry Weather House" / "Tribute To Sobers"
- "Peace, Peace, Peace" / "Things Gone Up"
- "The Growth Of Federation: A Song About The Caribbean Federation"
- "Bam Bam"
1970s
- "A Change Me Mind"
- "Clean Face Rasta"
- "Font Hill Duppy"
- "Time To Sow"
- "Water The Garden" / "Tenor In The Garden"
- "Maintenance" / "Maintenance Part Three"