Delocated

Plot

Cast and characters

• "Jon" – The star of the documentary-within-a-reality-show, and a former architect. To prevent the Mirminskis from identifying him from by watching his reality show, he always wears a ski mask to disguise his face, and uses a vocal pitch shifter to disguise his voice. Jon is arrogant, delusional, ignorant, inconsiderate of all others, and engages in erratic behavior and schemes that frequently put himself and his family's witness protection status at risk. However he also occasionally displays acts of incredible kindness and decency, albeit usually in vain. He is an ardent fan of submarine sandwiches.
• "Susan" – Jon's ex-wife, and mother of Jon's son, David. Starved for attention after years of having her needs neglected in her former marriage, she habitually starts romantic/sexual relationships with each subsequent federal agent assigned to protect her and David.
• "David" – "Jon" and Susan's first and only son. He is usually aggravated by his father's stupidity and lack of parenting skills. After he and Susan remove their Witness Protection disguises, he occasionally struggles to adopt a life he can identify with.
• Yvgeny Mirminsky – An incompetent Russian hit man and stand-up comedian who has been ordered to kill "Jon." His stand-up comedy act consists only of jokes about vodka. Despite this, he actually enjoys a fair amount of recognition from his fan base.
• Sergei Mirminsky – The ill-tempered and menacing older brother of Yvgeny. After tiring of Yvgeny's repeated failures, the Mirminsky family brings in Sergei to murder Jon. Unlike the overweight and incompetent Yvgeny, the muscle-bound Sergei is an efficient, sadistic, and ruthless assassin. He spends his time trying to slowly kill Jon's "soul" first before literally killing him.
• Mike the Federal Agent – Jon's original bodyguard and best friend.
• Rob the New Federal Agent – Jon's second FBI bodyguard and Susan's ex-boyfriend.
• TB the Newest Federal Agent – Jon's third bodyguard. He is a war veteran and some sort of unspecified ex-military mercenary. He is always seen wearing hunting glasses and a Kevlar bulletproof vest. Unlike Jon's previous bodyguards, TB shows little emotion and is very serious about his job, generally affirming Jon's statements and ideas.
• Qi-qang – The head of the Wang Cho Chinese mob that Jon eventually hires for protection. He is Jon's main contact with the group, and is clearly scamming Jon out of millions of dollars. The Wang Cho's all find Jon very annoying, but continue to put up with him because of all the money he blindly gives them.
• The Glaze – Jon's personal guru/therapist, brought in season 3 to help Jon deal with the death of his ex-wife. He often attempts to advertise himself to the network.
• Kim – An aspiring artist who became Jon's girlfriend after his divorce.
• Susan Shapiro – The president of the network who takes over the production duties of the show. Jon constantly hits on her in hopes she will date him.
• Mighty Joe Jon: The Black Blond – The executive producer of Delocated during the second season. He also executive produces Yvgeny Mirminsky's reality show. A running joke is that he is repeatedly referred to by his full nickname, even by the FBI and Russian mafia.
• Seth Goldstein – The executive producer of Delocated during the first season. In an attempt to get more hype for the show, he also films Yvgeny's side of the story and eventually gives him a spin-off, even as he clearly tries to kill Jon.
• Jay The doorman to Jon's building who always wears a fake mustache. Jon is impulsively annoyed by him and constantly tells him to shut up and leave, despite how repeatedly kind and supportive Jay is to Jon's efforts.
• Ryan – Kim's brother who hates Jon.
• Rick – Jon's boss at the copy shop during the first season.
• Todd Barry – Playing a fictionalized version of himself, he is a stand-up comedian who is often seen casually playing poker with the Mirminsky crime family at the Russian Social Club, despite the fact that Sergei can't stand him.
• Gregor Mirminsky – The imprisoned head of the Mirminsky family, as well as Yvgeny's biological father and Sergei's adoptive father. He is constantly disappointed by Yvgeny's failings and decisions, which is the only thing motivating Yvgeny to try and kill Jon.
• Pavel – Member of the Mirminsky family and the cousin of Sergei and Yvgeny.
• Greg DiPietro – FBI agent assigned to investigating the Mirminsky's threats to Jon, who is a very realistic and serious man frustrated by Jon's antics and influence.
• Bryce Grieke – Jon's lawyer. He reluctantly puts up with Jon, despite the idiotic nature of many of the legal assignments Jon has him working on.
• Pete Fontaine – The warm-up comedian for many of the network's shows, including their hit sitcom Attitude Stool. Jon hires him to "warm-up" his life, in hopes to get Susan Shapiro in a better mood whenever he visits her.
• Trish – Yvgeny's girlfriend in season 3, who lives for drama.
• Mishka – A member of the Mirminsky's Russian mob, hired by Yvgeny to pose as Jon.
• Eun Mi – Jon's girlfriend during the third season. She constantly points out Jon's faults while challenging him to be "exciting".

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