| # | Title | Performer | Time | Writer | Year released |
| 1 | "Delicious" | Backus, Jim & Friend | 3:09 | Buddy Kaye | 1958 |
| 2 | "The Scotsman" | Bryan Bowers | 2:27 | Mike Cross | 1980 |
| 3 | "Junk Food Junkie" | Larry Groce | 3:05 | Larry Groce | 1976 |
| 4 | "Eat It" | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:20 | Alfred Yankovic | 1984 |
| 5 | "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour " | Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group | 2:30 | Marty Bloom/Ernest Breur/Billy Rose | 1958 |
| 6 | "Wet Dream" | Kip Addotta | 5:08 | Biff Manard/Kip Addotta | 1984 |
| 7 | "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh" | Allan Sherman | 2:49 | Allan Sherman/Lou Busch | 1963 |
| 8 | "Wappin'" | Darrell Hammond & Christopher Snell | 3:02 | Christopher Snell | 1989 |
| 9 | "The Purple People Eater" | Sheb Wooley | 2:15 | Sheb Wooley | 1958 |
| 10 | "Monster Mash" | Bobby "Boris" Pickett & the Crypt Kickers | 3:13 | Bobby Pickett/Leonard L. Capizzi | 1962 |
| 11 | "Cocktails for Two" | Spike Jones and his City Slickers | 2:58 | Arthur Johnston/Sam Coslow | 1944 |
| 12 | "Transfusion" | Nervous Norvus | 2:27 | Jimmy Drake | 1956 |
| 13 | "Beep Beep" | The Playmates | 2:47 | Carl Cicchetti/Donald Claps | 1958 |
| 14 | "St. George and the Dragonet" | Stan Freberg | 3:26 | Daws Butler/Stan Freberg/Walter Schumann | 1953 |
| 15 | "Witch Doctor" | David Seville | 2:21 | Ross Bagdasarian, Sr. | 1958 |
| 16 | "Gitarzan" | Ray Stevens | 3:15 | Bill Everette/Ray Stevens | 1969 |
| 17 | "Earache My Eye" | Cheech & Chong feat. Alice Bowie | 5:22 | Cheech Marin/Gaye Delorme/Thomas Chong | 1974 |
| 18 | "Dead Puppies" | Ogden Edsl | 2:12 | Bill Frenzer/Rich Thieman | 1977 |
| # | Title | Performer | Time | Writer | Year released |
| 1 | "Dancin' Fool" | Frank Zappa | 3:36 | Frank Zappa | 1979 |
| 2 | "Star Trekkin'" | The Firm | 3:47 | Grahame Lister/John O'Connor | 1987 |
| 3 | "The Time Warp" | The Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast | 3:19 | Richard O'Brien | 1975 |
| 4 | "The Masochism Tango" | Tom Lehrer | 2:56 | Tom Lehrer | 1959 |
| 5 | "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun" | Julie Brown | 4:41 | Julie Brown/Charles Coffey/Ray Colcord/Terrence McNally | 1984 |
| 6 | "The Ballad of Irving" | Frank Gallop/Phil Leeds | 3:27 | John Aylesworth/Frank Peppiatt/Dick Williams | 1966 |
| 7 | "The Battle of Kookamonga" | Homer & Jethro | 2:39 | Jimmie Driftwood/J. J. Reynolds | 1960 |
| 8 | "King Tut" | Steve Martin | 2:39 | Steve Martin | 1978 |
| 9 | "Der Fuehrer's Face" | Spike Jones and His City Slickers | 2:12 | Oliver Wallace | 1942 |
| 10 | "Fish Heads" | Barnes and Barnes | 2:26 | Artie Barnes | 1980 |
| 11 | "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" | Tom Lehrer | 2:09 | Tom Lehrer | 1959 |
| 12 | "Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out" | Shel Silverstein | 2:47 | Shel Silverstein | 1969 |
| 13 | "The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati" | Rose & The Arrangement | 2:11 | Drill | 1974 |
| 14 | "Surfin' Bird" | The Trashmen | 2:24 | Al Frazier/Robert Harris/Carl White/Turner Wilson | 1963 |
| 15 | "Pencil Neck Geek" | Freddie Blassie | 3:29 | Pete Cicero/Martin Margulies | 1975 |
| 16 | "Ti Kwan Leep/Boot to the Head" | The Frantics | 6:08 | The Frantics | 1987 |
| 17 | "Existential Blues" | Tom "T-Bone" Stankus | 6:14 | Tom "T-Bone" Stankus | 1979 |
| 18 | "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" | Napoleon XIV | 2:10 | N. Bonaparte | 1966 |
