Haircut (short story)


Haircut is a short story written by Ring Lardner.

Plot

The story is set in a barber shop in a rural Michigan town. Whitey tells an unnamed customer a story about Jim Kendall, a local resident who was recently killed.
Throughout the story, Whitey portrays Jim in a sympathetic light as a prankster, notwithstanding that many of his pranks were cruel and that he was also a deadbeat husband/father and a womanizer who spent most of his time at the local pool hall with a group of rough characters who enjoyed his jokes.
Jim had an infatuation with Julie Gregg, who showed no interest in return; she was infatuated with "Doc" Stair who was not similarly interested. After repeatedly being turned down by Julie, he unsuccessfully attempted to sexually assault her. In revenge for her calling the police he pranked her by claiming to be Doc Stair inviting her to his office and then chased her home with his gang.
Jim went around town bragging of his latest prank, telling everyone ; however, Paul told Doc what happened and Doc promised to make Jim suffer. Notably, Doc tells Paul that someone who would pull such a prank "ought not to be let live".
Two days later, while at the barbershop, Jim wanted to go duck hunting but his friend, Hod Meyers, was out of town. Paul was there and asked if he could come along hunting with him. Jim agreed.
The next day, Doc gets word that Jim has been shot and killed. Paul claimed that it was an accident due to his nervousness at not having hunted before. Without conducting an autopsy or convening a coroner's jury, and solely on the basis of Paul's testimony, Doc immediately declared the death to be accidental, ending any chance of a later inquiry.
Whitey ends the story by saying that, although it "probably served Jim right, what he got", he still missed him, and blamed his death on his decision to let Paul handle his gun, having no experience with firearms. Seemingly oblivious to how bad Jim really was, Whitey nonchalantly asks the customer: "Comb it wet or dry?" at which point the story ends.

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