Joey Diaz
José Antonio "Coco" Díaz is a Cuban-American comedian, actor, and podcast host. He had roles in the television series My Name Is Earl and the films The Longest Yard, Spider-Man 2 and Taxi. Since 2012, Diaz has hosted the podcast, The Church of What's Happening Now, is a regular guest on The Joe Rogan Experience, and produced an autobiographical documentary.
Early life
Joey Diaz was born in Havana, Cuba. He emigrated at a young age to the United States, where he was raised in North Bergen, New Jersey, a town where he noted he was the only Cuban-American at the time. His mother ran a bar and a successful numbers game operation. He was raised Catholic as a youngster and enjoyed learning stories about Francis of Assisi and St. Michael. Diaz attended McKinley School and then North Bergen High School, where he won awards for performing arts. He graduated in 1982.Diaz's father died when he was three years old. His mother died when he was 16, Diaz having found her dead in their home. He was taken in by four families around North Bergen during his teenage years, and credits about twenty people who helped him, but his reckless nature and tendency to get into trouble caused him to move from one home to another. During this time, Diaz began taking drugs and committing crimes. Diaz explains that his peers' sense of humor greatly influenced his comedy career, and used lines from his teacher at McKinley School in his act. Diaz was also influenced by albums by Richard Pryor.
In 1982, Diaz moved to Colorado. However, his growing homesickness led to his return to New Jersey initially for his birthday in 1984, but he stayed there for eighteen months. He later called this time as "the worst 18 months of my life" and "the biggest mistake of my life", as his cocaine abuse worsened.
Career
Stand-up comedy
In June 1985, Diaz left New Jersey for good and returned to Colorado to study economics at the University of Colorado at Boulder. He did not enjoy his time there, and quit before taking up work selling roofing which earned him money, but he remained unhappy. Following his arrest for kidnapping and aggravated robbery, he was sent to prison in 1988, serving 16 months of a four-year sentence. During his time in prison, Diaz would perform stand-up routines for his fellow inmates during the weekly film screening event when the projector broke. It took Diaz a further three years to try stand-up, despite being often told of his talent, and later called his entry into the line of work as "the last resort" as he had many other jobs in the past. After seeing the 1988 film Punchline, Diaz responded to an advertisement for a $37 stand-up comedy course in the Rocky Mountain Post, and developed a blue comedy act. Before he did his first standup routine, he worked as a doorman at Wit's End.Diaz performed his first routine on June 18, 1991 at the Comedy Works in Denver at a show headlined by Matt Woods. In April 1992, prior to his opening spot for Troy Baxley in Boulder, Colorado, Diaz took cocaine before going on stage and had a set that he described as "a disaster". He then ceased to take the substance before a performance. After developing his act, Diaz entered the Beck's Amateur Comedy Competition and won. He initially lost another competition until the winner was caught stealing jokes made famous by Jerry Seinfeld and Diaz was declared the winner. Diaz claimed Comedy Works manager Wende Curtis promised him a flight to Los Angeles for a showcase spot at The Comedy Store for owner Mitzi Shore, but never received either. Diaz went on to participate in a similar contest in Seattle, Washington, and finished sixth out of 40. In 1994, Diaz returned to the Comedy Works and found Curtis had started a developmental program for comics which he joined. The process involved group writing sessions at Wood's home followed by sets in the club the same evening. At one point, Curtis banned Diaz from the Comedy Works before it was lifted after they met years later.
In 1995, Diaz left Colorado for Los Angeles, California to try and make it as a successful stand-up comic. He used his divorce from his first wife, and the loss of contact with their daughter in the process, as a motivation so he "could come back and make her proud".
On November 4, 2007, Diaz appeared in North Bergen to help raise money for North Bergen High School's basketball team uniforms.
In April 2012, Diaz supported his Where I Got My Balls From documentary with the release of his stand-up special, It's Either You or the Priest. It went to number one on the Billboard comedy charts in the UK and Canada, and number one on iTunes.
In December 2016, Diaz put out his first one-hour comedy special, Sociably Unacceptable, through the on-demand subscription services Seeso and Comedy Dynamics.
Film and television
In 1998, Diaz received a contract to star in a television pilot, playing a bartender in a series titled Bronx County, after a talent scout at CBS saw him perform comedy in Seattle. The offer was a total surprise to Diaz, who initially did not believe him until he saw the talent scout possess tickets to have him fly to Los Angeles for the shoot. The series was not picked up, but the opportunity led to more work for Diaz, including an offer in his first feature film, a referee in BASEketball, and a part in the television series NYPD Blue. In 2000, Diaz was featured in You Got Nothin, an independent film. Parts of Analyze That, which starred Diaz, were filmed in Hudson County, New Jersey. He said, "That was big for me, able to come home to film".Diaz's profile increased with subsequent roles in Law & Order and his first major feature films, Spider-Man 2 and Taxi. After, Diaz acted as an unlawful union organizer in The Longest Yard. Diaz secured the role when he learned a remake of the original was in production, and had lunch with Chris Rock and Adam Sandler, during which Rock said he could land Diaz an audition. Diaz proceeded to assemble an audition tape: "I went out and got a football jersey two sizes too small, pants two sizes too small with my butt hanging out. I got kids' football shoulder pads and ran around the field with a cigar in my mouth". Three days after submitting the tape, Diaz landed the role; the producers liked the name Big Tony Tedesco, which Diaz named himself on the tape, and wrote it into the script. Originally the part had a mere three lines, but Diaz' tape got his part extended.
In 2005, Diaz expressed his wish to continue as a character actor, saying: "It's like a dream come true for me.... I got my call and I have to make the most of it". Around this time, Diaz prepared his one-man comedy show Larceny & Laughter, which featured stories about his time growing up in North Bergen.
In 2007, Diaz appeared in four episodes of the television series My Name is Earl as Joey the Candy Bar Criminal. The show's producers wished to hire actors to play prisoners, and called Diaz after they saw him in The Longest Yard. That year, he hosted a series of humorous promotions for the Ultimate Fighting Championship as Joey Karate, giving karate instructions and comical predictions for upcoming fights. Diaz regards his role in the 2009 television film The Dog Who Saved Christmas as a point of pride, as it allowed children in North Bergen to see him act. At the time of filming, Diaz weighed 390 lbs. By late 2009, he slimmed down to 295 lbs.
In 2011 Diaz appeared in "Scarlet Ribbons", an episode of The Mentalist and the film '.
Around 2011, Diaz raised $1400 from fans on Twitter and Facebook to finance a documentary about his upbringing in North Bergen, chronicling his life and how he was influenced by the various people who took care of him following his parents' death. Diaz contributed $2,600 to complete it and by mid-2012, Where I Got My Balls From was produced with his podcast co-host and producer Lee Syatt as director, who shot six hours of footage in total. Diaz made the film in tribute to those who helped him.
In 2013, Diaz appeared in "Sal's Pizza", the ninth episode of the comedy Brooklyn Nine-Nine. That same year, he played Robert De Niro's coach the feature film Grudge Match, which premiered on December 25. Diaz took his fifth grade teacher to the premiere. In 2014, Diaz appeared in "White Truck", the twelfth episode of the second season of Maron''.
In 2017, Diaz started work on a presentation based on one of his cats for Animal Planet.
Podcasts
In 2009, Diaz was introduced to comedian Felicia Michaels, who encouraged him to co-host a new comedy podcast. Beauty and Da Beast launched in August 2010. In one early episode, Diaz recalled a story about setting a prostitute's wig on fire when he was young. The weekend after it aired, attendance increased at Diaz's stand-up shows. The podcast ended in November 2012 after 113 episodes.On September 2, 2012, Diaz launched his own audio and video podcast, The Church of What's Happening Now, which he co-hosts with co-producer Lee Syatt,.
Personal life
In 1991, Diaz divorced his first wife, during which he lost a relationship with their daughter.In 2007, Diaz ended his longtime cocaine abuse, after one of his cats ingested the substance. He later said, "It has to do with your peace of mind. For some people, it takes 10 years to acquire. It took me 30."
On November 25, 2009, he married his second wife, Terrie Clark of Nashville, Tennessee. They have one daughter.
Filmography
Film
- BASEketball – Referee
- You Got Nothin – Charlie
- American Gun – Gun Smuggler
- Another Bobby O'Hara Story... – Tommy Brando
- Analyze That – Ducks
- The Mezzos – Joey Mezzo
- ' – Emmanuel's Entourage
- Back by Midnight – Jojo
- Spider-Man 2 – Train Passenger #5
- Taxi – Freddy
- The Mafia Type – Big Al
- Endings
- Break a Leg – Large Producer
- Accidentally on Purpose – Geraldo
- The Longest Yard – Anthony "Big Tony" Cobianco
- A Fine Line – Bruno Scalise
- 18 Fingers of Death! – Sammy Delassandro
- Smiley Face – Security Guard
- White Pants – Coach Larkin
- The Dark Knight – Restaurant owner
- Boiler Maker – Enzo
- Redemption – Ritchie
- The Deported – Sheriff
- Stacy's Mom – Frankie the Teach
- The Russian – Frank
- Stonerville – Johnny Scarano
- My Dog's Christmas Miracle – TSA Officer
- – German Guy / Distributor
- Grudge Match – Mikey
- Rules Don't Apply – Mobster
- The Bronx Bull – Mickey
- The Many Saints of Newark''
Television
- Mad TV – "Big Pussy" in The Sopranos parody
- The Jamie Kennedy Experiment – Pizza Deliver Bodyguard
- NYPD Blue
- *"Death by Cycle" – Manny Mankiewicz
- *"Women vs. Men" – Goon
- Karen Sisco
- *"Dear Derwood..." – Paulie
- ER
- *"The Greater Good" – Grocery Store Clerk
- Cold Case
- *"Disco Inferno – Ken Mazzacone
- '
- *"Criminal" – Elijah Coney
- How I Met Your Mother
- *"Where Were We?" – Angry New Yorker
- Everybody Hates Chris
- *"Everybody Hates Promises" – Restaurant owner
- Murder 101: College Can Be Murder – Herbie Saxe
- Alive N' Kickin – Joey
- My Name Is Earl – Joey the Prisoner
- *"Our Other Cops Is On!: Part 1"
- *"Our Other Cops Is On!: Part 2"
- *"My Name Is Inmate #28301-016: Part 1"
- Frank TV "Ballpark Frank" – Defendant
- One Hogan Place – Vinnie Books
- Wizards of Waverly Place
- *"The Supernatural" – Newsstand Guy
- My Life at 26 –. Paxon
- The Dog Who Saved Christmas – Stewey McMann
- The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation – Stewey McMann
- The Dog Who Saved Halloween – Stewey McMann
- Kickin' It
- *"We Are Family" – Meatball King
- The Dog Who Saved The Hollidays – Stewey McMann
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine – Sal
- The Dog Who Saved Easter – Stewey McMann
- TripTank – Catman
- *"Game Over"
- *"Ahhh, Serenity"
- Maron – Bobby Mendez
- *"The Joke"
- *"Philippe"
- The Dog Who Saved Summer – Stewey McMann
- I'm Dying Up Here – Taffy
- The Midnight Gospel'' – Various
Video games
- Mafia III – Roman "The Butcher" Barbieri
Comedy releases
- Live at the 3 Clubs in Hollywood
- It's Either You or the Priest
- Testicle Testaments 1: The Worst & Best Day of My Life
- Testicle Testaments 2: Crime Stories
- Testicle Testaments 3: The Person Who Made Me a Man
- The Blue Album
- Testicle Testaments 4: How I Got Into Comedy
- Testicle Testaments 5: Crimes Against Myself
- You Can't Eat Pussy with Asthma
- Savage Dad
- Socially Unacceptable
- The Degenerates
Writer
- 1st Amendment Stand Up
- BET's 'ComicView''
Self
- BET's Comicview "ComicView: New Orleans Party Gras" – Himself – Comedian
- The History of Choking – Himself
- National Lampoon Live: New Faces
- Inside Joke – Himself
- 1st Amendment Stand Up – Himself – Comedian
- The Payaso Comedy Slam – Himself
- Inside MMA – Guest
- Where I Got My Balls From – Himself