John Kassir
John Edward Kassir is an American actor, voice actor and comedian. He is known as the voice of the Crypt Keeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise. Kassir is also known for his role as Ralph in the Off-Broadway show Reefer Madness, as well as its film adaptation, as well as his voice over work as Buster Bunny, Ray "Raymundo" Rocket on Rocket Power, the mischievous raccoon Meeko in Pocahontas and its direct-to-video sequel, Jibolba in the Tak and the Power of Juju video game series, Pete Puma in The Looney Tunes Show, and Deadpool in ' and the ' series. He has also done the voice of Rizzo for the Spyro game, ', and voiced Ghost Roaster in ', as well as Short Cut in ' and Pit Boss in '. He is also known for his various roles in season 1 of The Amanda Show. He voiced the Ice King in the original Adventure Time pilot, but was replaced by Tom Kenny for the series. He also provided additional voice over work for Sonic the Hedgehog, Eek! The Cat, The Brothers Flub, Dead Rising, Casper's Scare School, Spider-Man 3, ', Diablo III, Monsters University, The Prophet, ' and The Secret Life of Pets.
Early life
Kassir was born in Baltimore, Maryland to an Iraqi father from Mosul and a Syrian mother.Career
Kassir first became known in 1985, when he defeated Sinbad for best stand-up comic on Star Search.As a stand-up comic, he has opened for the likes of Lou Rawls, Tom Jones, The Temptations and Four Tops on their TNT Tour, Bobby Vinton, Richard Belzer, U2, and Harry Blackstone, Jr. among others. John has also appeared on stage performing improvisation with Robin Williams.
He then played the Bulgarian kicker, Zagreb Shkenusky, for 7 years in the HBO comedy series 1st & Ten, about a fictional football team. His other live-action credits include sketch-acting on The Amanda Show and a portrayal of Shemp Howard in the 2000 TV biopic The Three Stooges, produced by Mel Gibson, and Ralph in Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical. He was also able to get his own Pee-wee Herman style show in 1997 called Johnnytime, which aired for two seasons on the USA network. He also appeared as The Atom in the Justice League of America pilot episode, which, despite not being picked up, was released as a film in some markets. John has appeared in over a dozen feature films, starred in eight TV pilots and guest starred in dozens of TV series in both comic and dramatic roles.
John has specialized in voice-over work for animation, video games, and other productions, most notably as the voice of Crypt Keeper in Tales from the Crypt. He would later voiced Ray "Raymundo" Rocket in Rocket Power. He also provided the voice for the mercenary Deadpool in the video games ', ', and Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, as well as for Sauron and Pyro, two other well-known characters. He was also featured in the very first commercial for the Nintendo cornerstone video game series The Legend of Zelda in the United States in 1987.
A few of his many theater credits include: originating the role of Kenny in Three Guys Naked From The Waist Down, for which he was nominated for both a Drama Desk and an Outer Critics Circle award. John also originated the role of Ralph in the musical Reefer Madness, on stage and in the film version.
He provided the vocal effects of the mischievous raccoon Meeko in Disney's 1995 animated feature Pocahontas and '. Also, he provided the voice of Buster Bunny in four Tiny Toon Adventures cartoons. He played the villainous Scuttlebutt in '. He also made one voice appearance in an episode of Ben 10, as Zombozo. He voiced the character Adam MacIntyre and provided Additional voice over work in the video game Dead Rising. His voice is featured in the games Shadows of the Damned and as Hell demons and Desperado Enforcement captain Monsoon, respectively.
In 2011, he voiced Crazy Smurf in the live-action/animated film The Smurfs, and in 2012, he voiced Jealousy as well as Gumball, Penny, Leslie, Carrie & Darwin when he possesses them in The Amazing World of Gumball episode "The Flower". Kassir appeared in Bryan Singer's Jack the Giant Slayer, along with Bill Nighy, as Fallon, the two-headed leader of the giants; Nighy played the big head while Kassir played the small head.
Personal life
He married actress Julie Benz on May 30, 1998, the marriage lasted for nine years until Benz filed for divorce in December 2007, and was finalized later in the month.Filmography
Live-action
- 1st & Ten – Zagreb Shkenusky
- Ask Harriet – Kenny
- Beethoven's Christmas Adventure – Stray Dog
- Bizarre Transmissions from the Bermuda Triangle – Himself
- Bones – Lawrence Melvoy
- Boston Common – Frankie
- Brotherly Love – The Crypt Keeper
- Bump and Grind – Dick Scorvo
- Castle – Mr. Dreyfus
- Charmed – The Alchemist
- Cold Case – Kip Crowley
- ' – Hotel Guest
- Dream On – Chuck
- Dysfunctional with No Filter Paul and Denise – Himself
- Early Edition – Jersy Carpathian
- Friends – Stanley
- FM – Don Tupsouni
- Grounded for Life – Musgrove
- Hangin' with Mr. Cooper – Photographer
- Hot in Cleveland – The Pope
- In Living Color – Himself
- Jenny – Chaz
- Joan of Arcadia – Mime God
- Johnnytime – Johnny
- Last Chance Lloyd – Teacher
- Lenny – Max
- ' – Dmitri Shishtokovich
- Malcolm & Eddie – Rooster
- Moonlighting – Police Detective
- Mr. Rhodes – Mr. Kotter
- Mystic Cosmic Patrol – Martini Bot
- NCIS – Perry Swan
- Philly – Arnie Kellogg
- Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted House – The Crypt Keeper
- Showtime at the Apollo – Himself
- Sliders – Arnold Potts
- Star Search – Himself
- – Gar
- Tales from the Crypt – The Crypt Keeper
- Team Knight Rider – Plato
- The Amanda Show – Regular Performer
- The Facts of Life – Andre
- The Handler – Charlie
- The New Mike Hammer – Ventriloquist
- The Single Guy – Maitre 'D, Waiter
- The Visitor – Himself
- Two Minutes to Midnight – Bob
- Tour of Duty – Lenny Pilchowski
Animation
- Aaahh!!! Real Monsters – Additional Voices
- Adventure Time – Additional Voices
- Afro Samurai – Soshun
- As Told by Ginger – Winston, Additional Voices
- ' – Chey
- Back at the Barnyard – Winky
- Ben 10 – Zombozo, Thief #1
- Bonkers – Additional Voices
- Breadwinners – Additional Voices
- Bunnicula – Ash
- Buzz Lightyear of Star Command – Marl, Evan Zarl, Snark, Zinko
- CatDog – Mervis, Dunglap, Additional Voices
- Danger Rangers – Fallbot
- DC Super Friends – Joker
- Dexter's Laboratory – Additional Voices
- Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man – Additional Voices
- Earthworm Jim – Snott, Henchrat
- Eek! The Cat – Additional Voices
- Hercules – Charon
- Johnny Bravo – Additional Voices
- Kim Possible – Additional Voices
- ' – Sai So, Sanzu
- Mickey Mouse – Scrooge McDuck
- Mighty Ducks – Beldar
- My Life as a Teenage Robot – Additional Voices
- New Looney Tunes – Pete Puma
- Oh Yeah! Cartoons – Randy, Aunt Broth, Hobart, The Fisherman, Riot Man #1
- Problem Child – Yoji, Murph
- Random! Cartoons – Ice King, Fire Elemental, Bone, The Soldier Flies, Dugly Uckling, Kung Pao Bunny
- Rick and Morty – Blim Blam
- Ren & Stimpy - Ren Höek ep. Mad Dog Höek
- Rocket Power – Ray "Raymundo" Rocket, Additional Voices
- Samurai Jack – Scissorsmith
- Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights – Harman
- Sonic the Hedgehog – additional voices
- Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! – Wigglenog
- Tales from the Cryptkeeper – The Crypt Keeper
- Teamo Supremo – Cheapskate
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Dark Beaver, Dave Beaver
- ' – Seymour
- The Brothers Flub – additional voices
- The Cartoon Cartoon Show – Leopard
- ' – Additional Voices
- The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy – Additional Voices
- The Little Mermaid – Rats
- The Looney Tunes Show – Additional Voices
- – Sub Pilot Dimitri
- The Plucky Duck Show – Buster Bunny
- The Simpsons – additional voices
- The Weekenders – Tripp Nickerson
- The Wild Thornberrys – El Gordita
- Time Squad – Alfred Nobel, Rasputin, Thomas Jefferson
- Timon & Pumbaa – Additional Voices
- Tiny Toon Adventures – Buster Bunny
- Totally Spies – Additional Voices
- What-a-Mess – Additional Voices
Film
- ' – Scuttlebutt
- And Then There Was Eve – G. Alexander
- ' – Enzo
- Beethoven's Christmas Adventure – Stray Dog
- Casper – The Crypt Keeper
- Casper's Scare School – P.A. Voice, Additional Voices
- Chance Manifest – Ronnie
- Channels – Walter
- ' – Additional Voices
- Cyber-Tracker 2 – Tripwire
- Despicable Me 3 – Additional voices
- Donner Pass – James Michael Epstein
- Dr. Rage – Moe Moebius
- Encino Woman – Jean Michel
- Felidae – Cult Member
- George of the Jungle 2 – Voice of Rocky, Armando
- Heartstoppers: Horror at the Movies – Voice Over Announcer
- Jack the Giant Slayer – General Fallon's Small Head
- Justice League of America – Atom/Ray Palmer
- McBride: Tune in for Murder – Danny Doyle
- Minions – Additional Voices
- Minkow – Jim Cowell
- Mockingbird Lane – Tim
- Monster Mash: The Movie – Igor
- Monster Mutt – Pet Shop Pete
- Monsters University – Additional Voices
- Nothing Special – Marty
- No York City –
- Pete's Dragon – Elliot's Vocals
- Pirate Camp – Blackbeard's Head
- Planes – Additional Voices
- Pocahontas – Meeko
- ' – Meeko
- Race to Witch Mountain – Chuck
- Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood – The Voice of The Crypt Keeper
- Tales from the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight – The Crypt Keeper
- ' – Ralph Wiley, Uncle Sam
- Tales from the Crypt Presents: Ritual – The Crypt Keeper
- Sing – Additional Voices
- Smothered – Himself
- ' – Quint
- Spaced Out! – Himself
- Spy Hard – Rancor Guard at Intercom
- – Crypt Keeper
- Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve – The Cryptkeeper
- The Dog Days of Winter - Coffee Shop Manager
- The Glass Jar – John
- The Gunrunner Billy Kane – Machinist
- The Horror Hall of Fame II – The Crypt Keeper
- The Midget Stays in the Picture – B List Director
- The Misunderstanding of Carl Jr. – Boots, Berko
- The Princess and the Frog – Additional Voices
- The Prophet – Additional Voices
- The Secret Life of Pets – Additional Voices
- The Secret Life of Pets 2 – Little Sergei
- The Smurfs – Crazy Smurf
- The Smurfs 2 – Crazy Smurf
- The Taker – John
- The Tale of Tillie's Dragon – Herman
- The Three Stooges – Shemp Howard
- The Wild –
- The Wild Thornberrys Movie – Squirrel #1
- Tiny Toons' Night Ghoulery – Buster Bunny
- Tiny Toons Spring Break – Buster Bunny
- Vidiots – Lester Plotz
Video games
- Afro Samurai – Soshun, Additional Voices
- ' – Additional Voices
- Bayonetta 2 – Enzo
- Bouncers – Additional Voices
- Dead Rising – Adam MacIntyre, Additional Voices
- Diablo III – Additional Voices
- ' – Additional Voices
- EverQuest II – Additional Voices
- Final Fantasy XV – Ifrit
- Freelancer – Additional Voices
- Halo 2 – Marines
- ' – Additional Voices
- ' – Marine
- Hot Shots Golf 3 – Additional Voices
- Hot Shots Golf Fore! – Additional Voices
- ' – Additional Voices
- Icewind Dale – Belhifet, Poquelin, Additional Voices
- Lego Jurassic World – Additional Voices
- Madagascar – Additional Voices
- ' – Deadpool
- ' – Deadpool
- ' – Alkari Advisor, Additional Voices
- ' – Monsoon
- MySims Kingdom – Sim
- Ninety-Nine Nights II – Galdo, Zign, Villager
- PlayStation Move Heroes – Toucan
- République – Noam Peretz
- Sacrifice – Additional Voices
- Shadows of the Damned – Demons
- Shrek SuperSlam – Announcer, Humpty Dumpty
- Sorcerers of the Magic Kingdom – Meeko
- ' – Ghost Roaster
- ' – Ghost Roaster, Pit Boss, Short Cut
- ' – Additional Voices
- ' – Ghost Roaster, Short Cut, Captain Frightbeard, Spellslamzer
- ' – Ghost Roaster
- – Ghost Roaster, Short Cut, Rizzo
- ' – Scorpion 2099, Kron Stone, Deadpool's fans
- Spider-Man 3 – Additional Voices
- ' – Birchim, Co-Pilot, FBI Officer B, Officer A, Zohar
- ' – Monkey Master, Rat Pirate
- ' – Jibolba
- ' – Jibolba
- Tak and the Power of Juju – Jibolba
- The Punisher – Additional Voices
- ' – Buster Bunny
- Ultimate Spider-Man – Additional Voices
- ' – Additional Voices
- – Deadpool, Pyro, Sauron
Documentary
- American Scary – Himself – Crypt Keeper
- New Wave Comedy – Himself
Documentary shorts
- Reefer Madness: Grass Roots – Himself