List of Monty Python's Flying Circus episodes
This is a list of all 45 episodes from the television series Monty Python's Flying Circus:
The original air dates do not all apply to BBC Scotland, which took a different approach to airing the series.
- Series 1 was broadcast at the same time, except for the last two episodes, which were shown on 2 and 16 January 1970.
- Series 2 was broadcast on Sundays from 17 September 1970 to 16 January 1971.
- Series 3 was broadcast on Thursday evenings on BBC1 at 10:15.
- Series 4 was broadcast at the same time as the rest, on BBC2.
Series 1
1. Whither Canada?
- It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
- Famous deaths
- Italian lesson – Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones
- Whizzo Butter
- *A parody of the commercials for Stork SB Margarine. The word "Whizzo" would be used throughout the series as the title of various companies and products, such as The Whizzo Quality Assortment produced by the Whizzo Chocolate Company, for the Crunchy Frog sketch of episode six.
- "It's the Arts"
- Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- Picasso/Cycling Race
- The Funniest Joke in the World
- *First appearance of The Colonel
2. Sex and Violence
- Flying Sheep – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- French Lecture on Sheep-Aircraft
- A Man with Three Buttocks
- *First appearance of the phrase "And now for something completely different".
- A Man with Two Noses
- Musical Mice
- Marriage Guidance Counsellor – Written by Eric Idle
- The Wacky Queen
- Working-class playwright
- The Wrestling Epilogue – Written by Eric Idle
- *Real professional wrestlers portrayed a monsignor and a college professor who debate the existence of God by wrestling.
- The Mouse Problem – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
3. How to Recognise Different Types of Trees from Quite a Long Way Away
- The Larch
- Court Scene with Cardinal Richelieu – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- The Larch – Part 2
- Bicycle Repair Man – Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones
- *In a town full of people with the persona of Superman a man has the secret identity of "Bicycle Repair Man" with the impressive superpower of being able to repair a bicycle with his own hands.
- Children's Stories
- *Eric Idle starts reading children's stories that become increasingly sexual.
- Restaurant Sketch
- Seduced Milkmen
- *The woman is often said to be Carol Cleveland, but it is actually Thelma Taylor, who is uncredited. Cleveland does appear in a version of this sketch in the film And Now for Something Completely Different.
- Stolen newsreader
- The Horse Chestnut
- Children's Interview
- Candid Photography – Written by Eric Idle
4. Owl-Stretching Time
- Song: "Jerusalem "
- Art Gallery
- Art Critic
- It's a Dog's Life in the Modern Army
- Undressing in Public – Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones
- Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- *First appearance of the 16-Ton Weight; The 16-Ton Weight would appear in several more episodes including "The BBC Entry to the Zinc Stoat of Budapest", "Intermission", and "Blood, Devastation, Death, War, and Horror".
- Secret Service Dentists
5. Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the 20th Century
BBC-1 began colour broadcasting officially on 15 November 1969. Since September 1969, however, they had been broadcasting colour programmes "unofficially", so while the whole of the first series was broadcast in colour, this episode was the first to be advertised as being in colour. This was also the first episode where John Cleese says the title in a silly voice rather than calmly in his normal voice.- Confuse-a-Cat – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- The Smuggler
- A Duck, a Cat and a Lizard
- Vox Pops on Smuggling
- Police Raid
- Letters and Vox Pops
- Newsreader Arrested
- Erotic film
- Silly Job Interview
- *First appeared in How to Irritate People.
- Careers Advisory Board
- Burglar/Encyclopedia Salesman
6. It's the Arts (or: The BBC Entry for the Zinc Stoat of Budapest)
- Non-Illegal Robbery
- Vox Pops on Burglary
- Crunchy Frog – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- The Dull Life of a City Stockbroker – Written by Graham Chapman & Eric Idle
- Red Indian in Theatre
- Policemen Make Wonderful Friends
- A Scotsman on a Horse
- 20th Century Vole – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- *A parody of the Hollywood movie industry.
7. You're No Fun Anymore
- Camel Spotting
- You're No Fun Anymore
- The Audit
- Science Fiction Sketch
- *Man Turns Into Scotsman
- *Police station
- *Blancmanges Playing Tennis
8. Full Frontal Nudity
- Army Protection Racket – Written by John Cleese & Michael Palin
- Vox Pops on Full Frontal Nudity
- Art Critic – The Place of the Nude
- Buying a Bed
- Hermits
- Dead Parrot sketch – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- The Flasher
- Hell's Grannies
- *The theme song from the James Bond film Thunderball is heard.
Most sketches in this episode are ended prematurely by Graham Chapman's army character from the first sketch, who protests that they are "too silly."
9. The Ant, an Introduction
- Llamas
- A Man with a Tape Recorder Up His Nose
- Kilimanjaro Expedition – Written by John Cleese & Eric Idle
- A Man with a Tape Recorder Up His Brother's Nose
- Homicidal Barber – Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones
- The Lumberjack Song – Written by Michael Palin, Terry Jones & Fred Tomlinson
- Letter and Britain's Joke for the Rubber Mac of Zurich Award
- Gumby Crooner
- *First Gumby sketch
- The Refreshment Room at Bletchley
- Ken Buddha and His Inflatable Knees
- Brian Islam and Brucie
- *The music is "Banjoreno" by the Dixieland Jug Blowers.
- Hunting Film – Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones
- *The music to this is "Waltzing trumpets" by Harry Mortimer.
- The Visitors
- *Concludes with "Ding Dong Merrily on High"
10. Untitled
- Walk-on Part in Sketch
- Bank Robber in a Lingerie Shop
- Trailer
- It's A Tree
- Vocational Guidance Counsellor
- *The larch from episode 3 reappears.
- Ron Obvious
- *The First Man to Jump the Channel
- *Eating Chichester Cathedral
- *Tunnelling from Godalming to Java
- *Splitting a railway carriage with his nose
- *Running to Mercury
- *Most time being Underground
- Pet Conversions – Written by Graham Chapman
- Gorilla Librarian
- Letters to Daily Mirror
- Strangers in the night
- *Biggles and Algy appear on the show for the first time.
11. The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom
- Lavatorial Humour
- *The RPO performs the opening of Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1 in the bathroom.
- Interruptions
- Agatha Christie
- Literary Football Discussion
- Interesting People
- *Features a version of "Men of Harlech" by the Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir
- Undertakers Film
- Eighteenth-Century Social Legislation
- The Battle of Trafalgar
- Batley Townswomen's Guild Presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour – Written by Eric Idle
- Undertakers Film
12. The Naked Ant
- Falling From Building
- Spectrum – Talking About Things
- Visitors From Coventry
- Mr. Hilter and the Minehead by-election – Written by John Cleese & Michael Palin
- Silly Voices at the Police station
- Upper Class Twit of the Year – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- Ken Shabby - sketch includes Connie Booth.
- How Far Can a Minister Fall?
- Nobody Has Anything Else to Say
13. Intermission
- Short intermission
- Restaurant Abuse/Cannibalism
- Advertisements
- Albatross
- Come Back to My Place – Written by Graham Chapman
- Me Doctor
- Historical Impersonations
- *Featuring Cardinal Richelieu as Petula Clark; Julius Caesar as Eddie Waring; Florence Nightingale as Brian London; Ivan the Terrible as a sales assistant at Freeman, Hardy and Willis; W. G. Grace as a music box; Napoleon as the R101 disaster; and John the Baptist as Graham Hill
- Quiz Programme: "Wishes"
- Probe-Around on Crime
- Stonehenge and Mr. Attila the Hun
- Psychiatry – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- *Features "Going to the Zoo" by Tom Paxton, with vocals by Julie Felix.
- Operating theatre
Series 2
1. Face the Press (or: Dinsdale!)
- Face the Press
- New Cooker Sketch
- Tobacconist's
- The Ministry of Silly Walks – Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones
- La March Futile
- Ethel the Frog/Piranha Brothers – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
2. The Spanish Inquisition
- Man-Powered Flight
- *The opening sequence appears here.
- The Spanish Inquisition – Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones
- Jokes and Novelties Salesman
- Tax on Thingy
- Vox Pops on Taxation
- Photos of Uncle Ted
- The Spanish Inquisition
- The Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights
- Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp
- Gunfight at the O.K. Corral in Morse Code
- Smoke signal version of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
- Court Charades
- Race Against the Credits
3. Déjà Vu (or: Show 5)
- A Bishop Rehearsing
- Flying Lessons – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- Hijacked Plane
- The Poet Ewan McTeagle
- Hand Trees
- Psychiatrist Milkman
- *Graham Chapman's character's name changes from Mrs. Ratbag to Mrs. Pim.
- Complaints
- Déjà Vu
4. The Buzz Aldrin Show
- An apology
- Gumby announcement
- Architects Sketch – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- How to Recognize a Mason
- An apology/Another Gumby announcement
- Motor Insurance Sketch
- The Bishop
- *The Peter Gunn Theme by Henry Mancini is prominent.
- Living Room on Pavement
- Poets
- A Choice of Viewing
- An Interview with a Nude Man
- The Bishop…Again?!
- An apology
- Gumby Frog Curse/Another Another Gumby Announcement
- Chemist Sketch
- *An Apology/Words Not to be Used Again
- **The words shown on the slides are : "B*M", "B*TTY", "P*X", "KN*CKERS ", "W**-W**", and "SEMPRINI".
- *A Less Naughty Chemist's
- **The "Walk this way" gag is used again, but this time the punchline is said completely, resulting in the character saying it being taken away by a police constable.
- *A Not At All Naughty Chemist's
- *Vox Pops on After-shave
- **Cardinal Ximénez makes a cameo appearance in this episode.
- *Police Constable Pan-Am
- **The chemist says "I didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition", but, being played by Michael Palin, is told to shut up.
- Another Apology
- End Credits
- Last Gumby announcement
5. Live from the Grill-O-Mat
- Live From the Grill-o-Mat
- *The opening sequence appears here.
- The First Item…
- Blackmail – Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones
- *First appearance of the Nude Organist, played in this season by Terry Gilliam
- Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
- Escape from Film
- The Next Item …
- Current Affairs
- Continued from the Escape from Film
- The Next Item …
- Accidents Sketch
- Interruption
- Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
- The Butcher Who is Alternately Rude and Polite
- The Last Item …
- Ken Clean-Air System
- On the Bus
6. It's a Living (or: School Prizes)
- "It's a Living"
- The Time on BBC 1
- * The opening credits appear here.
- School Prize-Giving
- "If...." – a film by Mr Dibley
- "Rear Window" – a film by Mr Dibley
- "Finian's Rainbow"
- The Foreign Secretary and Other News
- Free Dung from the "Book of the Month" Club
- Dead Indian
- Timmy Williams interview
- Raymond Luxury Yacht
- Marriage Registry office
- Election Night Special
7. The Attila the Hun Show
- "The Attila the Hun Show"
- *Parody of The Debbie Reynolds Show, recreating the opening credits shot for shot and using a knockoff of the theme "With A Little Love" by Mike LeRoy.
- *The opening sequence appears after this sketch.
- Attila the Nun
- Secretary of State Striptease
- Vox Pops on Political Groupies
- Ratcatcher
- Wainscotting
- Killer Sheep
- The News for Parrots
- The News for Gibbons
- Today in Parliament
- The News for Wombats
- Attila the Bun
- The Idiot in the Rural Society
- Test Match Against Iceland
- The Epsom Furniture Race
- "Spot The Braincell"
- *A parody of the game show Take Your Pick!, which had been cancelled roughly two years earlier.
8. Archaeology Today
- Trailer
- *The opening credits appear here: The foot at the end of the credits stays on screen for an unusually long time and then crumbles into the ground, leading into the next animation.
- "Archaeology Today"
- Silly Vicar and Leapy Lee
- Registrar
- Silly doctor sketch
- Mr. and Mrs. Git
- Roy and Hank Spim – Mosquito hunters
- Poofy Judges
- Mrs. Thing and Mrs. Entity
- Beethoven's Mynah Bird
- Shakespeare
- Michelangelo
- Colin "Chopper" Mozart
- Judges
9. How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body
- "How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body"
- Bruces sketch – Written by John Cleese & Eric Idle
- Naughty Bits
- The Man who Contradicts People
- Cosmetic Surgery
- Camp Square-Bashing
- Killer Cars
- Cut-Price Airline
- Batley Townswomen's Guild Presents the First Heart Transplant
- The First Underwater Production of Measure for Measure
- The Death of Mary Queen of Scots
- Exploding Penguin on the TV Set – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- There's Been a Murder
- Sgt. Duckie's Song – Police entry for Eurovision Song Contest
- "Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong" – contest winner from Monaco – Written by Graham Chapman & Fred Tomlinson
10. Scott of the Antarctic
- French Subtitled Film
- Scott of the Antarctic
- Scott of the Sahara
- *The opening sequence appears after this sketch, seventeen and a half minutes into the show.
- Conrad Poohs and His Dancing Teeth
- Fish Licence & The ten feet tall Mayor
- Derby Council v. All Blacks Rugby Match
- Long John Silver Impersonators v. Bournemouth Gynaecologists
11. How Not to Be Seen
- Conquistador Coffee Campaign
- Repeating Groove
- *Opening sequence appears here.
- Ramsay MacDonald Striptease
- Job Hunter
- International Chinese Communist Conspiracy
- Crelm Toothpaste / Shrill Petrol
- Agatha Christie Sketch
- Mr Neville Shunte-Railroad Playwright
- Gavin Millarrrrrrrrr Writes
- Film Director/Dentist Martin Curry
- City Gents Vox Pops
- Crackpot Religions Ltd
- *This sketch contains a religious parody of the game show Sale of the Century, which had just been pitched to British television.
- *A scene at the end, with crosses that are actually telegraph poles, was cut out but can be seen at the end of the episode when the whole show is repeated.
- *This sketch featured many famous characters from previous episodes including Arthur Name, Ken Shabby and Mr. Gumby. Terry Gilliam also reprised his role as the nude organist, a character that would be taken over by Terry Jones in And Now for Something Completely Different and the third series of this show.
- How Not to Be Seen
- Crossing the Atlantic on a Tricycle
- Interview in Filing Cabinet
- "Yummy Yummy Yummy, I've Got Love in My Tummy"/Music Time
- *The end credits appear here.
- Monty Python's Flying Circus Again in Thirty Seconds
- *A recap of the episode.
12. Spam
- "The Black Eagle"
- * The opening sequence appears here.
- Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook – Written by John Cleese
- Court
- * Includes another reference to Take Your Pick!, where the prosecutor gongs Alexander Yalt for answering "yes" during a series of questions.
- World Forum – Communist Quiz
- "Ypres 1914" – Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones
- Art Gallery Strikes
- "Ypres 1914" – Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones
- Hospital for Over-Actors
- * Includes a Richard III Ward, due in part to many exaggerations on the character over the years.
- Gumby Flower Arranging
- Spam – Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones
13. Royal Episode Thirteen
- The Queen Will Be Watching
- * In honour of Her Majesty the Queen, a shortened opening sequence plays "Pomp and Circumstance" in place of "The Liberty Bell".
- Coal Mine in Llanddarog Carmarthen
- The Toad-Elevating Moment
- Commercials
- How to Feed a Goldfish
- The Man Who Collects Birdwatcher's Eggs
- Insurance Sketch
- Hospital Run by RSM
- Mountaineer
- Exploding Version of "The Blue Danube"
- Girls Boarding School
- Submarine
- A Man with a Stoat Through His Head
- Lifeboat
- Undertakers sketch – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
Series 3
In this series only, the opening sequence begins with a nude organist, John Cleese saying "and now," and the "It's" Man.1. Whicker's World (or: Njorl's Saga)
- Njorl's Saga/Opening Credits
- Multiple Murderer Court Scene
- Investigating the body
- Njorl's Saga – part II
- A Terrible Mess
- Njorl's Saga – part II: North Malden?
- Starting Over
- Njorl's Saga – part II: Invest in Malden?
- Phone conversation about the word "Malden" in the saga
- Eric Njorl Court Scene
- Stock Exchange Report
- Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion at the Launderette – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion at North Malden – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- Back to the saga...
- Njorl's Saga – part IV: Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion visit Sartre in Paris – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- Whicker's World
2. Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular
- Emigration from Surbiton to Hounslow
- : The opening sequence follows this sketch.
- Schoolboys' Life Assurance Company
- How to Do It
- : A parody of Blue Peter.
- Mrs. Niggerbaiter Explodes
- Vicar/Salesman
- Farming Club
- "Life of Tschaikowsky"
- Trim-Jeans Theatre
- The Fish-Slapping Dance – Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones
- World War II
- Titanic Sinking
- The BBC is Short of Money
- SS Mother Goose
- It's Man Show
- : Shown after the closing credits. Lulu and Ringo Starr appear as themselves. This is one of the few times you can hear the man say something besides "It's".
3. The Money Programme
- The Money Programme
- Money Song – Written by Eric Idle & John Gould
- Erizabeth L
- Fraud Film Director Squad
- Hands Up
- Dead Bishop, AKA Church Police or Salvation Fuzz
- Jungle Restaurant
- Apology for Violence and Nudity
- Ken Russell's "Gardening Club"
- The Lost World of Roiurama
- Six More Minutes of Monty Python's Flying Circus
- The Argument Skit – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- Hitting on the Head Lessons
- Inspector Flying Fox of the Yard
- One More Minute of Monty Python's Flying Circus
4. Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror
- Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror
- The Man Who Speaks in Anagrams – Written by Eric Idle
- Anagram Quiz
- Merchant Banker – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- Pantomime Horses
- Life and Death Struggles
- Househunters
- Mary Recruitment Office
- Bus Conductor Sketch
- The Man Who Makes People Laugh Uncontrollably
- Army Captain as Clown
- Gestures to Indicate Pauses in a Televised Talk
- Neurotic Announcers
- The News with Richard Baker
- The Pantomime Horse is a Secret Agent
Richard Baker has also done gestures to indicate pauses in the news.
5. The All-England Summarize Proust Competition
- Summarize Proust Competition – Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones
- Hairdressers Climb Up Mount Everest
- A Magnificent Festering
- Fire Brigade
- Our Eamonn
- "Party Hints" with Veronica Smalls
- Language Laboratory
- Travel Agent – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman, Eric Idle
- Watney's Red Barrel
- Anne Elk's Theory on Brontosauruses – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
6. The War Against Pornography
- Tory Housewives Clean-up Campaign
- Gumby Brain Specialist
- Molluscs – "Live" TV Documentary
- Report on the Minister reports
- Tuesday Documentary
- Children's Story
- Match of the Day
- An Apology
- Expedition to Lake Pahoe
- The Silliest Interview We've Ever Had
- The Silliest Sketch We've Ever Done
7. Salad Days
- Biggles Dictates a Letter
- Climbing the North Face of the Uxbridge Road
- Lifeboat
- Old lady snoopers
- Storage Jars
- TV is Bad For Your Eyes
- The Show so Far
- Cheese Shop sketch – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- Philip Jenkinson on Cheese Westerns
- Sam Peckinpah's "Salad Days"
- Apology
- The News with Richard Baker
- Seashore Interlude Film
8. The Cycling Tour
- Mr. Pither
- Mr. Gulliver
- Trotsky
- Smolensk
- Bingo-Crazed Chinese
- Not Secret Police
- Trotsky / Eartha Kitt
- Firing Squad
- Eartha Kitt / Edward Heath
- Narrow Escape/Credits
- Monsters dance to "Jack in the Box"
This is the first episode that doesn't have a formal opening sequence; instead, a simple caption "The Cycling Tour" appears at the beginning of the episode.
John Tomiczek, Graham Chapman's adopted son, makes a brief non-speaking appearance as an autograph seeker.
The episode was written by Michael Palin and Terry Jones with the exception of the last third which was re-written by John Cleese and Graham Chapman. Michael Palin and Terry Jones play only one character each throughout the whole show.
The music to which Mr. Pither cycles is the Waltz from Act II of Faust by Charles Gounod.
9. The Nude Organist (or: The Nude Man)
- Bomb on Plane
- A Naked Man
- Ten Seconds of Sex
- Housing Project Built by Characters from Nineteenth-century English Literature
- M1 Interchange Built by Characters from 'Paradise Lost'
- Mystico and Janet – Flats Built by Hypnosis
- Mortuary Hour
- The Olympic Hide-and-seek Final
- The Cheap-Laughs
- Bull-fighting
- The British Well-Basically Club
- Prices on the Planet Algon – Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones
- Mr. Badger Reads the Credits
10. E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease
- Tudor Jobs Agency
- Pornographic Bookshop
- Elizabethan Pornography Smugglers
- Silly Disturbances
- The Free Repetition of Doubtful Words Sketch
- 'Is There?'... Life after Death?
- The Man Who Says Words in the Wrong Order
- Thripshaw's Disease
- Silly Noises
- Sherry-drinking Vicar
11. Dennis Moore
- "Boxing Tonight" – Jack Bodell v. Sir Kenneth Clark
- Dennis Moore – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman, obsessed with stealing lupins for the rural poor
- What the Stars Foretell – Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones
- Doctor
- TV4 or Not TV4 Discussion
- Lupins – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- Ideal Loon Exhibition
- Off-Licence
- Dennis Moore Rides Again – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- Prejudice
- Redistribution of Wealth – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
12. A Book at Bedtime
- Party Political Broadcast
- A Book at Bedtime – "Redgauntlet"
- Kamikaze Scotsmen
- No Time to Lose
- Frontiers of Medicine – Penguins
- BBC programme planners
- Unexploded Scotsmen
- Spot the Looney
- Rival Documentaries
- Dad's Doctors, Dad's Pooves and Other Interesting Stories
13. Grandstand (or: The British Showbiz Awards)
This is the second episode without a formal opening sequence.- Thames TV Introduction, with David Hamilton
- "Light Entertainment Awards" with Dickie Attenborough
- Dickie Attenborough
- The Oscar Wilde Sketch
- Charwoman
- David Niven's Fridge
- Pasolini's Film "The Third Test Match"
- New Brain from Currys
- Blood Donor
- International Wife-Swapping
- Credits of the Year
- The Dirty Vicar Sketch
Series 4
John Cleese was not interested in doing more of the series, so the rest of the troupe decided to do one last, shortened series under the simple banner, Monty Python. Cleese did receive writing credits on some episodes that featured material he'd written for the first draft of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.1. The Golden Age of Ballooning
This is the third episode without a formal opening sequence.- The Montgolfier Brothers
- Montgolfier Brothers in Love
- Louis XVI
- The Court of George III
- Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of the Norwegian Party
- Zeppelin
- The Golden Age of Colonic Irrigation
2. Michael Ellis
This is the third episode to feature a full-length story. It was mainly written by John Cleese and Graham Chapman with some help from Michael Palin and Neil Innes.The end credits appear immediately after the opening sequence.
- Department Store
- Buying an Ant – Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman
- At Home with the Ant and Other Pets
- Documentary on Ants
- Ant Complaints
- Ant Poetry Reading
- Toupee Department
- Different Endings
3. The Light Entertainment War
Most of the sketches of the episode have a shared theme yet no apparent narrative.
- Up Your Pavement
- RAF Banter
- Trivializing the War
- Court-martial
- Basingstoke in Westphalia
- "Anything Goes"
- Film Trailer
- The Public Are Idiots
- Programme Titles Conference
- The Last Five Miles of the M4
- Woody and Tinny Words
- Show-Jumping
- Newsflash
- "When Does a Dream Begin?"
4. Hamlet
- Bogus Psychiatrists
- Nationwide
- Police helmets
- Father-in-Law
- Hamlet and Ophelia
- Boxing Match Aftermath
- Boxing Commentary
- Piston Engine
- A Room in Polonius's House
- Dentists
- Live from Epsom – Jockey Interviews
- Queen Victoria Handicap
- And then...
5. Mr. Neutron
- Opening titles / Post-Box Ceremony
- Mr. Neutron
- F.E.A.R. / Mr. Neutron Is Missing!
- Teddy Salad
- Secretary of State and Prime Minister
- Bombing
- Mrs. Scum
- Teddy Salad Explodes
- Mr. Neutron Escapes
- Conjuring Today
6. Party Political Broadcast
- Most Awful Family in Britain – Written by Graham Chapman and Neil Innes
- Icelandic Honey Week
- Patient Abuse – Written by Graham Chapman and Douglas Adams
- Brigadier and Bishop
- Appeal on Behalf of Extremely Rich People – Written by Graham Chapman and Neil Innes
- The Man Who Finishes Other People's Sentences
- David Attenborough
- The Walking Trees of Dahomey
- Batsmen of the Kalahari
- Cricket Match
- BBC News