The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (radio serial)


The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul is an Above the Title Productions radio adaptation, dramatised by Dirk Maggs and John Langdon of Douglas Adams's The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul. Starring Harry Enfield, Peter Davison, John Fortune and Stephen Moore, it started broadcasting on 2 October 2008 on BBC Radio 4.
The title is a quotation from the Adams novel Life, The Universe and Everything, where it says of the immortally annoyed Wowbagger:

Changes between the novel and the radio adaptation

In adapting the story for six half-hour episodes, Dirk Maggs has rescheduled the novel's convoluted plot:
The adaptation is an inverted detective story, shuffling the importance of characters: elevating the Draycotts, turning Neil Sharp into Kate Schechter's landlord and former Pugilism and the Third Autistic Cuckoo member with the now returned Richard McDuff. Cleaner Elena is inadvertently kidnapped by Nobby the Pawnbroker, after the battle with a ravenous fridge.
On the , Susan Way sells Way Forward Technologies to Sirius Cybernetics, Richard McDuff is detained by the Vogon catchphrase "resistance is useless", and the I-Ching Calculator has the 'Guide activation' sound, and is obtained from Nobby.
Examples of updating to bring the story into the 21st century include the explosion now being at Heathrow Terminal 5, this now being explained as "freak indoor Global Warming", various price increases, the introduction of mobile phones, e.g. text messages replacing telegrams, a discussion about only audio purists still using gramophones and the removal of American Kate's frustration at the unavailability of pizza delivery in the UK.
Kate awakes earlier in the hospital and sees Mr Rag taking away Thor and the soft drinks machine, and when she visits the Woodshead clinic she mentions Thor directly, rather than dropping many hints.
When Dirk meets Sally Mills, he does not steal the book, as it proffered instead. Sally also remarks that the I-Ching calculator allows Dirk a way around obeying The Great Zaganza prediction that "everything you decide today will be wrong".
Episode 4 contains a telephone conversation where Richard MacDuff explains to Dirk that the motherboard of the I-Ching calculator was rubbish and is better put to use as an ultimate talking multi-media hand-held device. Hitchhiker's sound effects are used and there is also a potentially familiar Sirius Cybernetics functionary.
In addition, the double-bass player's obvious question is changed from "I bet you wished you played the piccolo" to "how do you get it under your chin?", and Dirk forgets to ask Kate to phone him "before doing anything impossible".

Episodes

  1. Aired 2 October 2008: Dirk Gently loses a secretary and Odin sells his soul.
  2. Aired 9 October 2008: Inspector Gilks makes a discovery and Dirk breaks a nose.
  3. Aired 16 October 2008: Dirk buys a nifty gadget and Kate visits an iffy clinic.
  4. Aired 23 October 2008: Thor drops a Clanger in Sharp's Flat.
  5. Aired 30 October 2008: Dirk outwits an Eagle and the Draycotts find an eager nitwit
  6. Aired 6 November 2008: Thor succeeds in losing his temper and Dirk fails to save himself

    Cast

The returning characters are:
New characters:
The adaptation of The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul won The Comedy.co.uk Award for "Best British Radio Sitcom of 2008".