The Musical of Musicals (The Musical!)

Roles

• The villain, "Jitter" - Male, the landlord figure of each musical who demands the rent be paid or another form of recompense offered.
• The hero, "Billy" - Male, the leading man and romantic interest who, in the end, valiantly offers to pay the rent, whether he can or not.
• The ingenue, "June" - Female, the leading lady who cannot pay her rent.
• The matron, "Abby" - Female, the older woman to whom June turns for advice, always with the words "Thank you Abby, that was so helpful".

  Plot synopsis

Corn!

A Little Complex

Dear Abby

Aspects of Junita

Speakeasy

Songs

• "Prologue"
• "Introduction / Melodrame" – Company

  "Corn"

• "Oh, What Beautiful Corn" – Big Willy — parody of "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin'" from Oklahoma! and "I'm in Love with a Wonderful Guy" from South Pacific"
• "Scene" – Mother Abby, Big Willy and June
• "I Couldn't Keer Less About You" – June — parody of "People Will Say We're In Love" from Oklahoma!
• "I Don't Love You" – Big Willy — parody of "If I Loved You" from Carousel
• "Scene" – June, Jidder and Big Willy
• "Follow Your Dream" – Mother Abby — parody of "You'll Never Walk Alone" from Carousel and "Climb Ev'ry Mountain" from The Sound of Music
• "Dream Ballet" – Company — in the style of Oklahoma! and Flower Drum Song
• "Sowillyquey" – Big Willy — parody of "Soliloquy" from Carousel
• "Clam Dip" – Chorus — parody of "That Was a Real Nice Clam Bake" from Carousel
• "Scene" - Big Willy, June, Jidder and Mother Abby
• "Daylight Savings Time" – Chorus — parody of "Oklahoma" from Oklahoma!
• "Corn Finale" – Company — in the style of South Pacific and Carousel''

  "A Little Complex"

• "Welcome to the Woods" – Chorus — in the style of Sunday in the Park with George, A Little Night Music and Into the Woods
• "The Ballad of Jitter" – Chorus — parody of "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd" from '
• "Jitter's Oath" – Jitter — in the style of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street and Sunday in the Park with George
• "Scene" – Jeune and Jitter
• "Birds" – Jeune — parody of "Green Finch and Linnet Bird" from "Sweeney Todd", and the style of Into the Woods
• "Getting Away With Murder" – Jitter — in the style of Assassins and Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
• "Billy-Baby / A Melody?" – Jeune, Billy — parody of "Company" from Company
• "Stay with Me" – Jitter, Jeune, Billy — parody of "Stay with Me" from Into the Woods
• "Jeune's Patter" – Jeune — parody of "Getting Married Today" from Company
• "We're All Gonna Die" – Abby — parody of "The Ladies Who Lunch" from Company and in the style of Assassins
• "Complex Finale" – Chorus — in the style of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street''

  "Dear Abby"

• "Dear Abby" – Chorus — parody of "Hello, Dolly!" from Hello, Dolly!
• "Take My Advice and Live" – Aunt Abby, Chorus — in the style of Mame
• "Scene" – Junie Faye, Aunt Abby and William
• "Show Tune" – William, Junie Faye — in the style of Mack and Mabel
• "Scene" – Aunt Abby, Mr. Jitters and Junie Faye
• "Did I Put Out Enough?" – Aunt Abby — in the style of Mame
• "Dear Abby Finale" – Chorus — in the style of Hello, Dolly!

"Aspects of Junita"

• "Aspects of Junita / Prologue" – Bill, Chorus — in the style of Evita
• "I've Heard That Song Before" – Junita — parody of "Take That Look Off Your Face" from Tell Me on a Sunday
• "Opera Scena" – Bill, Phantom Jitter and Junita
• "Sing A Song" – Phantom Jitter — parody of "The Music of the Night" from The Phantom of the Opera
• "Junita's Recitative" – Junita — in the style of Evita
• "Go Go Go Go Junita" – Chorus — parody of "Go Go GO Joseph" from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and the styles of Starlight Express and Cats
• "We Never Talk Anymore" – Bill, Junita — parody of "Another Suitcase in Another Hall" from Evita and "I Don't Know How to Love Him" from Jesus Christ Superstar
• "A Sense of Entitlement / Second Opera Scena" – Chorus, Junita — in the style of Evita
• "Over the Top" – Abigail Von Schtarr — parody of "Memory" from Cats and "As If We Never Said Goodbye" from Sunset Boulevard
• "Chandelier Scena" – Bill, Junita, Phantom Jitter — in the style of The Phantom of the Opera
• "Aspects Finale" – Company — parody of "Don't Cry for Me Argentina" from Evita and in the style of Jesus Christ Superstar

  "Speakeasy"

• "Hola, Aloha, Hello" – Jütter — parody of "Willkommen" from Cabaret
• "Juny With a "J"" – Juny — parody of "Say Liza " from Liza with a Z
• "Color Me Gay" – Villy — in the style of Kiss of the Spider Woman
• "Just Don't Pay" – Chorus — parody of "Cell Block Tango" from Chicago
• "Easy Mark" – Fraulein Abby — in the style of Cabaret
• "Round and Round" – Juny, Chorus — in the style of Chicago

  Epilogue

• "Done" – Company — parody of "One" from A Chorus Line

  Production history