The Navy Lark


The Navy Lark is a radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate named HMS Troutbridge based in HMNB Portsmouth. In series 1 and 2, the ship and crew were stationed offshore at an unnamed location known simply as "The Island". In series 2 this island was revealed to be owned by Lt. Cdr. Stanton.
The programme was transmitted on the BBC Light Programme and subsequently BBC Radio 2. It was produced by Alastair Scott Johnston. Jon Pertwee is frequently quoted as having suggested the idea of a forces comedy based on the Royal Navy, but writer Laurie Wyman and Alastair Scott Johnston both contemplated an Air Force and an Army themed sit-com before going to the BBC with The Navy Lark. Laurie Wyman included ideas based on excuses for late return from leave and other misdemeanours from HMS Troubridge bulletins. He worked with George Evans from quite early on, but Alastair Scott Johnston did not want him named until the 12th series onwards. For most of its run, it starred Leslie Phillips, Jon Pertwee and Stephen Murray, whose names rotated in order of precedence every episode over the entire 15 season run. Stephen Murray's daughter Amanda Murray also appeared in a few episodes.
Episodes of The Navy Lark series are still replayed in rotation on BBC Radio 4 Extra, and made available for delayed listening through their iPlayer service.

Plot

Episodes were self-contained, although there was continuity within the series, and sometimes a reference to a previous episode might be made. A normal episode consisted of Sub Lt Phillips, scheming Chief Petty Officer Pertwee, and bemused Lt. Murray trying to get out of trouble they created for themselves without their direct superior, Commander "Thunderguts" Povey finding out. Scenes frequently featured a string of eccentric characters, often played by Ronnie Barker or Jon Pertwee. Over the course of the programme Lt Murray marries Admiral Ffont-Bittocks' daughter Rita.
The Republic of Potarneyland, a country situated somewhere on the Indian subcontinent, is featured in several episodes. Over the course of the series, it is revealed that Potarneyland had recently been granted independence from Great Britain, and had joined NATO because the Potanis considered it to be a "free gift scheme". During Series 3 of The Navy Lark, a Potarneyland frigate, the Poppadom, appears in several episodes manned by various Potani officers voiced by Michael Bates and Ronnie Barker.

Cast

Guests:
The series used accents and characterised voices to supplement the humour, as well as a good deal of innuendo.
The show's theme tune was "Trade Wind Hornpipe" written and performed by Tommy Reilly on a Barry Music compilation of short interlude pieces published in 1958 on BMC118.
The programme was strong on creating identifiable characters, the listener was able to clearly differentiate each person Laurie Wyman created; many of whom acquired enduring catchphrases, most notably from Sub Lieutenant Phillips: "Corrrrr", "Ooh, nasty...", "Oh lumme!", and "Left hand down a bit". "Ev'rybody down!" was a phrase of CPO Pertwee's, necessitated by a string of incomprehensible navigation orders by Phillips, and followed by a sound effect of the ship crashing. Also, whenever Pertwee had a menial job to be done, Able Seaman Johnson was always first in line to do it, inevitably against his will: "You're rotten, you are!". The telephone response from Naval Intelligence, was always an extremely gormless and dimwitted delivery of Ello, Intelligence 'ere" or "This is intelligence speakin.
Other recurring verbal features were the invented words "humgrummit" and "floggle-toggle" which served to cover all manner of unspecified objects ranging from foodstuffs to naval equipment. Unspecified illnesses include "the twingeing screws", an illness to which Pertwee was a martyr, especially when hearing about being under sailing orders. Ronnie Barker's versatile contributions were recognised and Laurie Wyman was asked by the producer to write more parts for Barker.
Dennis Price returned for a guest appearance in the fourth series episode A Hole Lieutenant. Other 'guest stars' included April Walker, Norma Ronald and June Whitfield.

Spin-offs and adaptations

There were several radio spin-offs, including The Embassy Lark and The Big Business Lark. The TV Lark was intended to be a replacement for The Navy Lark starting with what would have been the programme's fifth series. This situation came about due to the head of light entertainment believing that "forces"-based humour had become dated and television was the next "big thing", so Lawrie Wyman was ordered to create a show with the same cast in an independent TV station situation. Alastair Scott Johnston and Wyman tried to stop this but were overruled: hence, the arrival of The TV Lark.
The entire crew had been drummed out of the service and hired by Troutbridge TV Ltd. Janet Brown joined the cast due to the absence of Heather Chasen for this series. However, mainly due to public pressure, the production team of Alastair Scott Johnston and Laurie Wyman managed to revert the show to nautical capers. Storylines in The TV Lark nudged back to naval origins across the ten shows until they were finally reunited with Troutbridge.
In 1959, a film version was released, also called The Navy Lark. Written by Laurie Wyman and Sid Colin and directed by Gordon Parry, it stars Cecil Parker, Ronald Shiner, Elvi Hale, Leslie Phillips and Nicholas Phipps. According to Jon Pertwee's co-written memoir, published shortly after his death in 1996, the film was also supposed to star Pertwee and Dennis Price. However, according to Pertwee the film's producer Herbert Wilcox refused to employ Price "because he was gay." Pertwee was among those who objected to Price not being in the film and believed that this contributed to his own replacement in the cast by Shiner. Pertwee noted that the film "bombed" and said audiences did not consider the film to be The Navy Lark due to the absence of himself, Price and Stephen Murray.
Wyman co-wrote with three other writers a television sitcom HMS Paradise set in a naval shore establishment in which Caldicot played Captain Turvey, but only one series was made. The entire series is considered lost.
The show was cut from 30 to 27 minutes by BBC Transcription services, then the discs were exported around the world except for South Africa. Springbok Radio broadcast to English speaking listeners from their Durban studios, but because it was a commercial station, the BBC refused to allow the station to re-broadcast the recorded shows. However, the station acquired the scripts from Wyman and edited them to around twenty-five minutes each, to accommodate the commercial breaks. The revised show was recorded by local actors in front of a live audience. All the UK associations were kept for the South African audiences which must have been incomprehensible on occasions. The Pumamouse site once offered a chance to hear these shows but the site has undergone changes due to costs which now means the largest collection of these shows exist only at The Navy Lark Appreciation Society archive.

Episode guide

No.First broadcastTitle
1. 1-129 Mar 1959"The Missing Jeep"
2. 1-25 Apr 1959"Operation Fag End"
3. 1-312 Apr 1959"Number One's Chair"
4. 1-419 Apr 1959"The Fairground Lights"
5. 1-526 Apr 1959"The Comfort Fund"
6. 1-63 May 1959"Stuck up the Inlet"
7. 1-710 May 1959"The Admiral's Party"
8. 1-817 May 1959"The Hank of Heather"
9. 1-924 May 1959"The Multiple Mine"
10. 1-1031 May 1959"The Gun Mechanism Test"
11. 1-117 Jun 1959"The Whittlesea Bay Yacht Regatta"
12. 1-1214 Jun 1959"The Psychology Test"
13. 1-1321 Jun 1959"A Watch on the Initiative Test"
14. 1-1428 Jun 1959"An Exercise in Filming"
15. 1-155 Jul 1959"The Smuggling Spy"
16. 1-1612 Jul 1959"The Whittlesea Carnival and Fête"

No.First broadcastTitle
17. 2-116 Oct 1959"New at the Helm"
18. 2-223 Oct 1959"Fatso's Box Brownie"
19. 2-330 Oct 1959"Bring Back the Barge"
20. 2-46 Nov 1959"The Mock Action"
21. 2-513 Nov 1959"Going Dutch"
22. 2-620 Nov 1959"The Figurehead"
23. 2-7Nov 27 1959"Gunboat to Gumba"
24. 2-84 Dec 1959"Johnson Finds Treasure"
25. 2-911 Dec 1959"The Charter Trip to Antarctica"
26. 2-1018 Dec 1959"Cementing Relations"
27. 2-1125 Dec 1959"Strike up the Band"
28. 2-121 Jan 1960"The Route March"
29. 2-138 Jan 1960"A Trip up the Thames"
30. 2-1415 Jan 1960"Radar Talk Down System"
31. 2-1522 Jan 1960"A Crisp Romance"
32. 2-1629 Jan 1960"The Lighthouse Lark"
33. 2-175 Feb 1960"Pertwee Posted to Portsmouth"
34. 2-1812 Feb 1960"Johnson's Diet"
35. 2-1919 Feb 1960"Tug of War"
36. 2-2026 Feb 1960"Return to Portarneyland"
37. 2-214 Mar 1960"The Cross Country Run"
38. 2-2211 Mar 1960"The Morning After"
39. 2-2318 Mar 1960"The Admiral's Present"
40. 2-2425 Mar 1960"Secret Mission to Calais"
41. 2-251 Apr 1960"Mr Murray Goes Sick"
42. 2-268 Apr 1960"The Portarneyland Fishing Limit"

No.First broadcastTitle
43. 3-12 Nov 1960In Portsmouth for a Re-Fit
xx. Sp-015 Nov 1960Wrens' Reunion at the Royal Festival Hall
44. 3-29 Nov 1960Refitting Ebeneezer Pertwee's Tug
45. 3-316 Nov 1960Sea Trials of the Poppadom
46. 3-423 Nov 1960Mutiny Aboard Troutbridge
47. 3-530 Nov 1960The Explosive Biscuits
48. 3-67 Dec 1960Sir Willoughby Takes Over the Island
49. 3-714 Dec 1960Mount Rumpus Atoll
50. 3-821 Dec 1960Mr Murray's Houseboat - the 50th show
51. 3-928 Dec 1960Johnson's Birthday
Crew of HMS Troubridge in audience.
52. 3-104 Jan 1961Povey's Unexpected Leave
53. 3-1111 Jan 1961Families' Day
54. 3-1218 Jan 1961Falmouth Ghost Ship
55. 3-1325 Jan 1961Onabushkan Flu
56. 3-141 Feb 1961The Efficiency Expert
57. 3-158 Feb 1961The Floggle Grummit Missile
58. 3-1615 Feb 1961The Hitch Hiking Counterfeiter
59. 3-1722 Feb 1961Commodore Goldstein
60. 3-181 Mar 1961Mr Phillips Has Navigation Tuition
61. 3-198 Mar 1961CPO Pertwee and the Laundry
62. 3-2015 Mar 1961The Surprise Wedding.

No.First broadcastTitle
63. 4-115 Sep 1961Returning from Leave
64. 4-222 Sep 1961Captain Povey's Spy
65. 4-329 Sep 1961The Secret of Nessie's Youth
66. 4-46 Oct 1961The Northampton Hunt Ball
67. 4-513 Oct 1961Hijacked
68. 4-620 Oct 1961Admiral Troutbridge
69. 4-727 Oct 1961Relatives and Reservations
70. 4-83 Nov 1961Humgrummits on the High Seas
71. 4-910 Nov 1961Are Captain and Mrs Povey Married?
72. 4-1017 Nov 1961Cine Cameras at Sea
73. 4-1124 Nov 1961The Citizen Adjustment Course
74. 4-121 Dec 1961A Hole Lieutenant
75. 4-138 Dec 1961Spy Catching in Casablanca
76. 4-1415 Dec 1961Mount Pot Erupts
77. 4-1522 Dec 1961Captain Povey's Shop
78. 4-1629 Dec 1961Leading Seaman Goldstein's Party
79. 4-175 Jan 1962The Invitation
80. 4-1812 Jan 1962The Cornish Exercise
81. 4-1919 Jan 1962A Strange Hobby
82. 4-2026 Jan 1962Mr Phillips Get Engaged
83. 4-212 Feb 1962The Sinking of the Bubble Car
84. 4-229 Feb 1962Long John Pertwee
85. 4-2316 Feb 1962The Admiral's Accident Report
86. 4-2423 Feb 1962Over the Sea to Rosyth
87. 4-252 Mar 1962The Return of Sir Frederick Flatley
88. 4-269 Mar 1962The Ship's Concert

No.First broadcastTitle
xx. Sp-02Xmas 1962Calling The Antarctic. Christmas Special 1962.

No.First broadcastTitle
T01.25 Jan 1963Opening Night
T02.1 Feb 1963The Prestige Show
T03.8 Feb 1963Z Ambulances
T04.15 Feb 1963House of Commons
T05.22 Feb 1963Back to Portsmouth
T06.1 Mar 1963On Safari
T07.8 Mar 1963Ship Ahoy!
T08.15 Mar 1963The Portarneyland Election
T09.22 Mar 1963The Top Secret Rocket Trials
T10.29 Mar 1963Back in the Navy

No.First broadcastTitle
89. 5-15 Apr 1963First Day out of Dock
90. 5-212 Apr 1963The New Barmaid
91. 5-319 Apr 1963A Deliberate Bashing
92. 5-426 Apr 1963Whittlesea Regatta
93. 5-53 May 1963HMS Troutbridge Gets a Rocket
94. 5-610 May 1963The Ghost Ship

No.First broadcastTitle
95. 6-127 Sep 1963Wren Chasen Returns
96. 6-24 Oct 1963On the Carpet
97. 6-311 Oct 1963The Bungalese Spies
98. 6-418 Oct 1963Troutbridge's Party
99. 6-525 Oct 1963Rescuing Admirals
100. 6-61 Nov 1963Demise of the Depth Charges
101. 6-78 Nov 1963The Struggle for Promotion
102. 6-815 Nov 1963Navigation by Computer
103. 6-922 Nov 1963Stormy Weather
104. 6-1029 Nov 1963Chasing the Kepeac
105. 6-116 Dec 1963The Submerged Island
106. 6-1213 Dec 1963The Sicilian Secret Agent
107. 6-1320 Dec 1963German's Troutbridge
108. 6-1427 Dec 1963Confirming Povey's Rank
109. 6-153 Jan 1964The Calais Dock Strike
110. 6-1610 Jan 1964Johnson's Memoirs
111. 6-1717 Jan 1964The Emperor of Tratvia
112. 6-1824 Jan 1964Open Day
113. 6-1931 Jan 1964Stuck on a Sandbank

No.First broadcastTitle
114. 7-111 Jul 1965Taking Some Liberties
115. 7-218 Jul 1965Smugglers in the Solent
116. 7-325 Jul 1965Mr Murray is Victimised
117. 7-41 Aug 1965The Poveys Move House
118. 7-58 Aug 1965Captain Povey Reports Sick
119. 7-615 Aug 1965Admiral Pertwee's Fleet
120. 7-722 Aug 1965Let Loose with a Chopper
121. 7-829 Aug 1965Making a Right Pig's Breakfast
122. 7-95 Sep 1965The Mysterious Pudding Mine
123. 7-1012 Sep 1965The Hovercraft Training Course
124. 7-1119 Sep 1965Sabotaged Floggle-Toggle Box
125. 7-1226 Sep 1965The Portarneyland Training Exercise
126. 7-133 Oct 1965Going on Leave to Croydon

No.First broadcastTitle
xxx. Sp-03Xmas 1965Hitting the Ice Floe.

No.First broadcastTitle
127. 8-14 Sep 1966Where is Troutbridge?
128. 8-211 Sep 1966Float a Peddle Fiddle
129. 8-318 Sep 1966A Sticky Business
130. 8-425 Sep 1966Buoys Will Be Buoys
131. 8-52 Oct 1966Steamship Day
132. 8-69 Oct 1966Farewell to HMS Varsity
133. 8-716 Oct 1966The Army Lark
134. 8-823 Oct 1966Just the Ticket
135. 8-930 Oct 1966Mr Phillips Promotion
136. 8-106 Nov 1966Pertwee and the Tratvian Beer
137. 8-1113 Nov 1966The PM Papa
138. 8-1220 Nov 1966Getting Rid of Pertwee
139. 8-1327 Nov 1966Off to Sea at Last

No.First broadcastTitle
140. 9-12 Jul 1967Having Been Towing
141. 9-29 Jul 1967Fishers off the Faroes
142. 9-316 Jul 1967Cleaning Up
143. 9-423 Jul 1967Jigsaws and Jemmies
144. 9-530 Jul 1967The Naval Review
145. 9-66 Aug 1967The Curious Caravan Case
146. 9-713 Aug 1967Frenchmen in J.41
147. 9-820 Aug 1967The Police Drop In
148. 9-927 Aug 1967Mr Murray's Endurance Course
149. 9-103 Sep 1967Women in the Wardroom
150. 9-1110 Sep 1967Troutbridge's Silver Jubilee
151. 9-1217 Sep 1967CECIL the Navigation Computer
152. 9-1324 Sep 1967A Russian Rendezvous
153. 9-141 Oct 1967The Bugged and Burgled Beer
154. 9-158 Oct 1967Picking up the Poppadom
155. 9-1615 Oct 1967Cuthbert Joins the Navy
156. 9-1722 Oct 1967The Flying Machine
157. 9-1829 Oct 1967Sub-Lieutenant Phillips was at Dartmouth
156. 9-195 Nov 1967Fishy Business
159. 9-2012 Nov 1967Troutbridge in Quarantine

No.First broadcastTitle
160. 10-113 Oct 1968Troutbridge Electrifies Portsmouth
161. 10-220 Oct 1968The Redundancy Drive
162. 10-327 Oct 1968The Smugglers Return
163. 10-43 Nov 1968Commander Trotter Takes Charge
164. 10-510 Nov 1968The Anti-Submarine Missile
165. 10-617 Nov 1968Sub-Conductor Phillips
166. 10-724 Nov 1968The South Kawowan Summit
167. 10-81 Dec 1968Pertwee's Enlistment Expires
168. 10-98 Dec 1968Capt. Povey Takes Over
169. 10-1015 Dec 1968Sir Willoughby Goes to Kawowa
170. 10-1122 Dec 1968The Padre's Birthday
171. 10-1229 Dec 1968The Portsmouth Kiosk
172. 10-135 Jan 1969The Radio Beacon
173. 10-1412 Jan 1969Mr Phillips' Wrong Uniform
174. 10-1519 Jan 1969Harold Wilson Reviews the Fleet
175. 10-1626 Jan 1969The Relief of the Weather Ship
176. 10-172 Feb 1969The Mickey Mouse Toothbrush
177. 10-189 Feb 1969The Brick Smugglers

No.First broadcastTitle
178. 11-128 Dec 1969Commander Murray and The Squatters
179. 11-24 Jan 1970What is the S.S.E.?
180. 11-311 Jan 1970Pertwee Climbs Up The Promotion Ladder
181. 11-418 Jan 1970Stranded
182. 11-525 Jan 1970Sir Willoughby's Party
183. 11-61 Feb 1970The Fleet Initiative Test
184. 11-78 Feb 1970C.P.O. Pertwee's Long Service Medal
185. 11-815 Feb 1970The Phenomenal Pertwee Tug
186. 11-922 Feb 1970The Security Clampdown
187. 11-101 Mar 1970The Anniversary and the Washing
188. 11-118 Mar 1970The Forbodians Hijack Troutbridge
189. 11-1215 Mar 1970Number One Gets Married
190. 11-1322 Mar 1970The Honeymooners Return
191. 11-1429 Mar 1970C.P.O. Pertwee and the Lead Half Crowns
192. 11-155 Apr 1970Sub-Lt Phillips to Leave for Dartmouth
193. 11-1612 Apr 1970The Mark 31 Radar

No.First broadcastTitle
194. 12-116 May 1971The Put-a-Horse-out-to-Graze Fund
195. 12-223 May 1971Impressions for Survival
196. 12-330 May 1971The Beard-Growing Race
197. 12-46 Jun 1971The Mysterious Radio Signals
198. 12-513 Jun 1971Operation Recovery
199. 12-620 Jun 1971The Slogan Contest
200. 12-727 Jun 1971Sir Willoughby at Shanghai
201. 12-84 Jul 1971Operation Cowes Barge
202. 12-911 Jul 1971Number One's Anniversary
203. 12-1018 Jul 1971The Loch Ness Monster

No.First broadcastTitle
204. 13-126 Mar 1972The TV Documentary
205. 13-22 Apr 1972The P.O.W. Escape Exercise
206. 13-39 Apr 1972Number One's Married Quarters
207. 13-416 Apr 1972The Newhaven-Dieppe Smuggling Run
208. 13-523 Apr 1972The Bumble Spit Lighthouse Affair
209. 13-630 Apr 1972The Tongipouhaha Treasure
210. 13-77 May 1972The USA Navigator Swap
211. 13-814 May 1972Son of a Sea Lord
212. 13-921 May 1972Hypnotising Ramona
213. 13-1028 May 1972The Master of Sardinia
214. 13-114 Jun 1972Opportunity Knockers
215. 13-1211 Jun 1972Friday the 13th
216. 13-1318 Jun 1972The New NAAFI

No.First broadcastTitle
217. 14-129 Jul 1973The Montezuela Revolution
218. 14-25 Aug 1973The Island Swordfish
219. 14-312 Aug 1973Bunged in the Rattle
220. 14-419 Aug 1973Kangaroo Polka
221. 14-526 Aug 1973The Digital Isles Go Unstable
222. 14-62 Sep 1973Egbert Hitches a Ride
223. 14-79 Sep 1973Povey an Admiral at Last
224. 14-816 Sep 1973The Bergan Horse Trials
225. 14-923 Sep 1973Captain Povey's Wig
226. 14-1030 Sep 1973Brain Pill
227. 14-117 Oct 1973Operation Showcase
228. 14-1214 Oct 1973CPO Pertwee Yachtmonger
229. 14-1321 Oct 1973The Talpinium Shell

No.First broadcastTitle
230. 15-19 Nov 1975Sequel to the Talpinium Shell
231. 15-216 Nov 1975NANA
232. 15-323 Nov 1975Helen, the New Wren
233. 15-430 Nov 1975Relief for Station 150
234. 15-57 Dec 1975Black is Beautiful
235. 15-614 Dec 1975Sidney and the Stamp
236. 15-721 Dec 1975Riding to Victory
237. 15-828 Dec 1975Horrible Horace
238. 15-94 Jan 1976Officer's and Gent's Lib
239. 15-1011 Jan 1976The Case of the HGM Mark 5
240. 15-1118 Jan 1976Uncle Wilberforce Pertwee

No.First broadcastTitle
xxx. Sp-0416 Jul 1977The BBC Are Sending The Bill To Buckingham Palace

;Special 2006
13 May 2006 Left Hand Down a Bit – With Leslie Phillips. BBC Radio 7 broadcast of selection of episodes over 3 hours presented by Leslie Phillips. Featured:
;The Reunion
31 August 2008, BBC Radio 4 programme The Reunion.
Sue MacGregor presents the series which reunites a group of people intimately involved in a moment of modern history. She brings together some of the original team behind The Navy Lark. Participants included June Whitfield, Leslie Phillips, George Evans, Heather Chasen and Tenniel Evans.