There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
"There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly" is a children's rhyme and nonsense song of a kind known as cumulative.
The song tells the nonsensical story of an old woman who swallows increasingly large animals, each to catch the previously swallowed animal, but dies after swallowing a horse. The humour of the song stems from the absurdity that the woman is able to inexplicably and impossibly swallow animals of preposterous sizes, suggesting that she is both superhuman and immortal. However, the addition of a horse is finally enough to kill her. Her inability to survive after swallowing the horse is an event that abruptly and unexpectedly applies real-world logic to the song, directly contradicting her formerly established logic-defying animal-swallowing capability.
There are many variations of phrasing in the lyrics, especially for the description of swallowing each animal. The spider and fly are described in each verse, but the other animals are only described when they are introduced starting with the bird. Three versions of the rhyme were collected in the journal Hoosier Folklore in December 1947, beginning respectively "There was an old lady — she swallowed a fly", "Poor little old lady, she swallowed a fly" and "A little old lady swallowed a fly". All three list the progression from fly to spider, bird, cat, dog and cow, finishing with the horse, with variations to the rhymes for each animal.
The definitive version was written by Rose Bonne and Canadian/English folk artist Alan Mills and copyrighted in 1952. At that time it was entitled simply "I Know an Old Lady." A widely distributed version of the song was released on Brunswick Records in 1953, where it was sung by Burl Ives. Ives' rendition appears on his album, Folk Songs, Dramatic and Humorous—which debuted in late summer, 1953. The 1961 illustrated book by Rose Bonne also indicates that the lyrics are hers, whereas the music was composed by Alan Mills.
Lyrics
The following is one form of the lyrics, that are representative of the nature of this cumulative lyric:There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider;
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird!
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;
Imagine that! She swallowed a cat!
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!
There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;
What a hog, to swallow a dog!
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!
There was an old lady who swallowed a goat;
She just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow;
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse;
Parody
The song "I know an old sysop who loaded Novell" is based on the same principle of agglomeration but lacks a punchline.Representative renditions
- Pete Seeger released a version on the Birds Bugs and Little Fishes LP in 1955
- Composer Alan Mills recorded a version for Scholastic Records released in 1956 on Animals, Vol.1
- The song was used for an animated cartoon sung by Burl Ives. Ives's version included an extra verse, involving a pig, following that involving the goat and preceding that involving the cow.
- The song's lyrics were used as the text of a children's book by Simms Taback. A video version of the song by the publisher was sung by Cyndi Lauper. Both these versions also feature the animals and the artist talking. A cow stands in the middle of one of the pages surrounded by flowers, a carton of milk, a Hershey milk chocolate bar, some different types of cheese, a bar of butter and containers of cream cheese and sour cream. So the famous moral is "never swallow a horse". The Simms Taback version does not feature the goat after the dog and skips straight to the verse about the cow being swallowed by the old lady.
- The song and its title are the basis of a children's book that has been in print since the early 1970s, from illustrator Pam Adams.
- The song has been adapted into a stage musical written by Steven Lee and produced by The People's Theatre Company.
- A version of this song was recorded by San Francisco punk band, Flipper and released on a 7" single.
- The song was performed by Judy Collins and Statler and Waldorf with shadow puppets, on a 1977 episode of The Muppet Show. This was parodied in one scene in the 2005 film The Brothers Grimm.
- Seth Brundle said the first lyrics of the song after he learned of his condition in the 1986 version of The Fly.
- The song appeared in an episode of Desperate Housewives in the season 5 finale.
- In a PBS television concert Peter, Paul & Mommy, Too, Paul Stookey and Peter Yarrow of Peter, Paul and Mary perform this song.
- In Disney/Pixar's A Bug's Life, a cricket mentions the first verse of this song at the bar.
- In an Arthur episode entitled "Emily Swallows a Horse," the song is used as an analogy for the increasingly complex and incredible lies that the character must use to cover her original falsehood.
- The lyrics about the bird catching the spider form part of the theme song for the popular children's show Round the Twist.
- In Mr. Holland's Opus, Mr. Holland is playing and singing the song to his wife and son.
- The Bill Nye the Science Guy episode "Food Web" featured a segment called "Uncle Fran's Playhouse" which featured part of this song.
- One of Russell Bates's rejected scripts for , "The Patient Parasites," when it was finally published in Star Trek: The New Voyages 2, included the song's two earliest verses, those involving the fly and the spider in that order, in the "tag," or "epilogue," of the story.
- In The Kids in the Hall sketch "Needed Elsewhere", a coked-up Scott Thompson yells at a cat off-camera. When one of the guests replies that she thought he had a dog, he briefly recites a paraphrasing of the song.
- Pete Seeger did a parody of the song as "I know an old lady who swallowed a lie" during a 1980 concert at the Sanders Theater in Boston. In the song, towards the very end, she coughs up the lie.
- On a Sesame Street episode, the lyrics of that song were changed to "perhaps she'll cry" in order to make the song tamer for children, with Telly singing that repeated refrain including the final line: "She cried, of course".
- A derivative version by post-punk death rockers Death Valley High was included on the 2016 LP titled "CVLT AS FVK". Vocalist Reyka Osburn simulates a "classroom" full of monsters reciting and singing along.