Uel Eubanks
Uel Melvin Eubanks was a pitcher for the Chicago Cubs from July 20, 1922 to August 25, 1922. Eubanks pitched in two career games, one of which is the highest-scoring game in modern MLB history, a 26-23 Cubs victory over the Philadelphia Phillies. Eubanks gave up eight runs in 2/3 of an inning in this game.
Eubanks hit a double in his only at-bat in Major League Baseball, thus retiring with a 1.000% batting average for the Cubs. After his brief stint in the majors, he spent 6 years playing for minor league teams.