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Main characters

• Czesio - is a zombie. He lives with two friends, Marcel and The Colonel and also has a teddy bear - Sweary. He wants to become a singer of Gorzkie żale. Czesio had such serious and numerous developmental and genetic disabilities before death, that it was only after he died, he was able to function normally. He doesn't know that he's a living dead and because of that, he is physically unable to grow up. He's extremely polite and kind, but also very naïve. He can eat everything without harm, without limits in quantity. His IQ was estimated at 70.
• Anusiak -. He always sniffs his hand after the end of most of his sentences because he has allergies. His father is a member of a peasant political party and is a Sejm member - which is reflected in Anusiak's political aspirations. He wants to create a large populist party that would one day rule the world, with himself as the leader. Due to his fathers' example, he is skilled at writing and delivering appealing speeches. He always receives socks as his Christmas present. His IQ was estimated at 50.
• Maślana - sometimes called Moczowód the richest and most cunning and sneaky of the group. He wants to be the President of the World Bank. He wore a diaper in the episode Mokre Sny. On his 8th birthday, his wealthy parents gave him a golden credit card. His top rated value is money, but he is also quite religious at the same time, and is very afraid of the Satan. His IQ was estimated at 130.
• Konieczko - a genius, similar to Dexter. He likes to experiment on animals, especially using explosives. He claims to be an Atheist. He wants to become the President of the Nobel Foundation. His IQ was estimated 153 - the highest in his class. He is confirmed to have ADHD.
• Ms. Frał -. Also called "the old bag" or "Gal/Dudette" by the main four. She is the teacher of class IIB, the classroom for the four boys. She is an old spinster and is still a virgin. Religiously devoted, she is very demanding and does not like the main characters, and does not refrain from insulting them frequently. She also speaks with an Eastern Polish accent.
• Mrs. Nurse - a corpulent school nurse with a deep, masculine voice. After the death of Marcel, her husband, she becomes interested in blues, but she is also interested and prolific in practically every kind of music. She also enjoys the reggae culture and smokes marijuana at times. In the episode "Behind the scenes", it is revealed she has an underage Asian lover.

  Other characters

• Andżelika - is a classmate of the main characters. She came from the USA. She is 3 years older than the other students, but attends the same class due to the educational differences between Poland and the USA. The boys don't like her mutually. In episode Andżelika, she was going out with Anusiak, Konieczko, and Maślana all at once, only to dump them the next day to go after Czesio. However, Czesio doesn't like her because she doesn't have a penis. Her IQ was estimated 140. Her father is from Texas. She often uses English words along with Polish.
• Karolina - Andżelika's best friend.
• Marcel - an alcoholic zombie, former husband of Mrs. Nurse. He committed suicide by jumping from the bridge, and therefore can't get into heaven. He lives at the cemetery and is the neighbor and friend of Czesio. He likes to spend his time with The Colonel on drinking beer and vodka brought on the cemetery by his wife, whom he told to do so instead of bringing flowers. Marcel often acts as Czesio's dad on parents' evenings.
• The Colonel - also a zombie, but with his upper skeleton and skull visible. He lives at the cemetery near Marcel, and another one of Czesio's friends. He fought in the Home Army and, according to other information, in Józef Piłsudski's legion during World War I. He is known for his strong anticommunist views and dislike toward police. Some of his friends, fellow zombie Home Army veterans, are still living in an underground since the Warsaw uprising, where he visit them. Like Marcel, Colonel is an alcoholic and they often drink together. He often breaks into the graves of fallen Russians to get vodka. The Colonel often acts as Czesio's mum on parents' evenings.
• Sweary the Bear - Czesio's brown teddy filled with sawdust, leader of the plushies. Sweary is alive and swears a lot. He also helps Czesio when he is in trouble, along with the rest of the gang. He is also a drinkmate of Marcel and The Colonel, but does not drink too much because of soaking of this sawdust filling. Sweary is the only character in the show to be animated in 3D.
• The Homeless - sleeps rough and collects garbage. He mumbles a lot and never speaks intelligibly.
• The Bus Driver - a Satanist. He performs black Sabbaths at the cemetery. His IQ was estimated 66.6. It depressed Anusiak, because his IQ is even lower.
• The Priest - allergic to caffeine. He is a dead ringer for Tadeusz Rydzyk.
• The Nun - a religious education teacher. She looks and behaves exactly like Miss Frau, except she has a different accent.
• Mariola Wasilak - a TV journalist, who has won an Oscar for a report on Polish children at an annual potato lifting contest.
• Rambo - Maślana's dog, appears only in episode 34.
• Zajkowski - the main characters' classmate. He often visits the ladies room because the main characters hate him and often bully him. He has fallen in love with Andżelika. Anusiak always beats him up, and in one of the episodes, Konieczko killed him. His IQ was estimated 100.
• Pikulski and Frosik - are from sixth grade and they are around 4 years older than the main characters. They are school gangsters and the main characters are very afraid of them, in some episodes, they are always doing something mischievous to the main characters, such as stealing their property, or hitting them for fun. Surprisingly, Mrs. Nurse also hates them because she knows they are doing harm to other pupils, she will always help the main characters if Pikulski and Frosik have done wrong to them.
• Pedeciak - Konieczko's tan teddy with buttons in place of his eyes. Instead of his owner he's not very intelligent.
• Toothy - Maślana's teddy, wearing a blue-grey-red sweatshirt and a baseball cap. He has a single tooth going out of his mouth.
• Huggy - Anusiak's pink plush rabbit. He is the most infantile of the four plushies and wants to hug everyone, which annoys Sweary a lot.

  List of episodes (titles from any mistakes)

• The 32nd episode's title "Gigant" is ambiguous. Though the semantic meaning is simply "a giant", the term has an associative meaning in Polish slang wherein it signifies "a run-away". It is the latter that is most likely the intended meaning of the authors.
• The 66th episode's title is "Wioha" - it's a pejorative term for Village.
• The 76th episode's title is "Chjóston, ja pierdziu"; Chjóston does mean Houston, and "ja pierdziu" is milder form from "ja pierdole"
• The 77th episode's title is "Klasowa Wigilia". Wigilia in English is Christmas Eve, and "Klasowa" is "Class".
• The 90th episode's title - "Matka bosa" - is a pun on "Matka Boska" - Mother of God.
• In the 105 episode's title, the word "pierwiosnek" can be read as primrose, but it's also a pun from word "pierwiastek" - element.

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