Wellerisms, named after sayings of Sam Weller in Charles Dickens's novel The Pickwick Papers, make fun of established clichés and proverbs by showing that they are wrong in certain situations, often when taken literally. In this sense, wellerisms that include proverbs are a type of anti-proverb. Typically a wellerism consists of three parts: a proverb or saying, a speaker, and an often humorously literal explanation. Sam Weller's propensity to use the types of constructions now called "wellerisms" has inspired plays; sometimes, the playwrights have created even more wellerisms. A type of wellerism called a Tom Swifty incorporates a speaker attribution that puns on the quoted statement.
Examples from "The Pickwick Papers"
"Out vith it, as the father said to his child, when he swallowed a farden."
"Wery glad to see you, indeed, and hope our acquaintance may be a long 'un, as the gen'l'm'n said to the fi' pun' note."
"All good feelin', sir – the wery best intentions, as the gen'l'm'n said ven he run away from his wife 'cos she seemed unhappy with him."
"There; now we look compact and comfortable, as the father said ven he cut his little boy's head off, to cure him o' squintin'."
"Vich I call addin' insult to injury, as the parrot said ven they not only took him from his native land, but made him talk the English langwidge arterwards."
"Sorry to do anythin' as may cause an interruption to such wery pleasant proceedin's, as the king said wen he dissolved the parliament."
English examples
"Everyone to his own taste," the old woman said when she kissed her cow.
"We'll have to rehearse that," said the undertaker as the coffin fell out of the car.
"A body can get used to anything, even to being hanged, as the Irishman said."
"This week is beginning splendidly," said one who was to be hanged on Monday.
"Much noise and little wool," said the Devil when he sheared a pig.
"So I see," said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.
"Simply remarkable," said the teacher when asked his opinion about the new dry-erase board.
"I stand corrected," said the man in the orthopedic shoes.
"First I must check my balance" said the man in front of the ATM, swaying slightly and holding his arms out either side of him
"Au contraire" as the man said in the Bay of Biscay when asked if he had dined
Examples from other languages
Some researchers concentrate on wellerisms found in English and European languages, but Alan Dundes documented them in the Yoruba language of Nigeria, with African scholars confirming and adding to his findings. Wellerisms are also common in many Ethiopian languages, including Guji Oromo, and Alaaba. They are also found in ancient Sumerian: "The fox, having urinated into the sea, said: 'The depths of the sea are my urine!'" Dutch:
"Alle beetjes helpen", zei de mug en hij pieste in zee.
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"Alles met mate", zei de kleermaker en hij sloeg zijn vrouw met de el.
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Hebrew:
.נחיה ונראה," אמר העיוור למת"
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Russian:
"Да будет свет!" сказал монтёр и перерезал провода.
"Rabbit says, 'Eat everything, drink everything, but don't tell everything'."
Sumerian
The horse, after he had thrown off his rider , "If my burden is always to be thus, I shall become weak."
Wellerism proverbs have been documented across Africa, Europe, western and southern Asia, but in almost no languages of eastern Asia.
Choice of speaker
In a number of languages, especially in Africa, wellerisms are formed with animals as the speaker. In some cases, the choice of the animal may not carry much significance. However, in some cases, such as in the Chumburung language of Ghana, the choice of the specific animal as speaker is a significant part of some proverbs, "chosen precisely for characteristics that illustrate the proverb... Chameleon says quickly quickly is good and slowly slowly is good." Similarly, there is an Ewe proverb that quotes an animal that is specifically appropriate to that wellerism, "The chicken says that, it is because of humility that he bows down before entering its coop." Another example of a speaker being specifically chosen to go with the statement in a wellerism is "The bat says that there is no difference between standing down and upright", from the Tiv language in Nigeria.
Dialogue proverbs
Wellerisms are similar but not identical to dialogue proverbs. Wellerisms contain the speech of one speaker, but dialogue proverbs contain direct speech from more than one. They are found in a number of languages, including Armenian, French, Georgian, Kasena of Ghana, and Pashto of Afghanistan and Pakistan.
"They asked the camel, 'Why is your neck crooked?' The camel laughed roaringly, 'What of me is straight?'" Shor/Khkas
"Let me go, Spider!" "How can I let go of my meat?" "Then get on with it, eat me!" "How can I eat a fly?" — Kasena
"I have caught a bear." "Get rid of him." "I can't, he won't let me go." — Armenian
The vulture says, "I'll shriek and the shepherd will forget," the wolf says, "I'll eat the kid's tail." — Luri language of Iran
