What-a-Mess


What-a-Mess is a series of children's books written by British comedy writer Frank Muir and illustrated by Joseph Wright. The title character is a dishevelled, accident-prone Afghan Hound puppy, whose real name is Prince Amir of Kinjan.
The book series was later made into three animated series, all narrated by Frank Muir.

Character list

Large Books

  1. What-a-Mess = What-a-Mess is sure he can't be the same creature as his slim, clean mother, so what is he?
  2. What-a-Mess The Good = What-a-Mess tries to be well-behaved, but he doesn't think things through.
  3. What-a-Mess at the Seaside
  4. What-a-Mess Goes to School
  5. Prince What-a-Mess
  6. Super What-a-Mess = When the adorable but cruel Poppet comes to stay, it seems only a super dog can put things right.
  7. What-a-Mess and the Cat Next Door
  8. What-a-Mess Goes on Television
  9. What-a-Mess and the Hairy Monster

    Small Books

Four Seasons
  1. What-a-Mess in Spring
  2. What-a-Mess in Summer
  3. What-a-Mess in Autumn
  4. What-a-Mess in Winter
Four Square Meals
  1. What-a-Mess has Breakfast
  2. What-a-Mess has Lunch
  3. What-a-Mess has Tea
  4. What-a-Mess has Supper
Mini Books
  1. What-a-Mess has a Brain Wave
  2. What-a-Mess and Little Poppet
  3. What-a-Mess and a trip to the Vet
  4. What-a-Mess the Beautiful
  5. What-a-Mess Goes to Town
  6. What-a-Mess Goes Camping

    Animated series

An animated series was made in the UK in 1979 by Smallfilms. A second version was made in the UK in 1990 by Central Independent Television, Link Licensing, and Bevanfield Films. A third version, this time American, was made in 1995 by DIC Productions L.P. and aired on ABC in the United States. It aired on YTV from 1995 to 1999 in Canada. All three versions were narrated by Muir. Two out of the three animated series aired on the Australian Broadcasting Corporation in Australia.

Episode list

Version 1 (Smallfilms / UK series)

  1. A Bee? / 1979.12.24
  2. A Hat? / 1979.12.26
  3. A Fish? / 1979.12.27
  4. A Mole? / 1979.12.28
  5. A Hound / 1979.12.30
  6. Mighty Hunter / 1980.01.01
  7. Enough for One Day / 1980.01.02
  8. A Very Good Dog Indeed / 1980.01.03
  9. A Prince / 1980.01.04
  1. What-a-Mess at the Seaside / 1990.03.26
  2. What-a-Mess Goes to School / 1990.04.02
  3. Prince What-a-Mess / 1990.04.09
  4. Super What-a-Mess / 1990.04.16
  5. What-a-Mess Keeps Cool / 1990.04.30
  6. What-a-Mess and Cynthia the Hedgehog / 1990.05.14
  7. What-a-Mess Has a Brain Wave! / 1990.05.21
  8. What-a-Mess and the Cat Next Door / 1990.06.04
  9. What-a-Mess and Little Poppet / 1990.06.18
  10. What-a-Mess Goes Camping / 1990.07.02
  11. What-a-Mess The Beautiful / 1990.07.09
  12. What-a-Mess Goes to Town / 1990.07.16
  13. What-a-Mess Goes to the Vet / 1990.07.23

    Version 3 (DIC Productions, L.P. / US series)

  14. Talkin' Trash/A Bone to Pick/Midnight Snack: What-a-Mess is forced to be a servant for Trash, who has just moved into the neighborhood. What-a-Mess unintentionally causes chaos at a museum, while avoiding a hotheaded curator. What-a-Mess wakes in the middle of the night to look for food.
  15. Schoolin' Around/The Legend of Junkyard Jones/It's Raining Cats and Dogs: What-a-Mess comes to a puppy academy to make the grade, and face against Bully Dog, Buzz Jr. What-a-Mess and Norton go to the Junkyard to see the ghost of Junkyard Jones, of course, Felicia will scare the pups to death with Her tricks. What-a-Mess believes Felicia's fiction that a storm will rain down cats and dogs.
  16. Home Alone...Almost/Super What-A-Mess/The Recliner: What-a-Mess watches over the house while the family was away for two days. What-a-Mess is forced to endure the ordeal of Poppet's mean personality.
  17. Afghan Holiday/The Bone Tree: What-a-Mess is put into a kennel while the Family goes on vacation. Felicia tricks What-a-Mess into thinking He could grow bones trees.
  18. Just Four More Left/The Ropes/What-A-Mess Has Breakfast: What-a-Mess turns to the Buyer's Bargain Network to get a Birthday gift for his mother. Though when Felicia found out about it, it quickly made her into a shopaholic.Trash shows What-a-Mess the ropes which involves stealing food.
  19. Prize Puppy
  20. The Great Escape
  21. The Scarecrow and Prince Amir
  22. Shampooed What-a-Mess runs scared when He thinks a groomer has come to take him away and replace him.
  23. Show and Tail What-a-Mess tries to get the daughter's science project to her school.
  24. I Spy, I Cry, I Try: The Mail Carrier tries unsuccessfully to get past What-a-Mess and deliver the mail.
  25. What-A-Mess and the Hairy Monster: What-a-Mess runs scared of what He thinks is a monster in the house.
  26. Trick Or Treat: What-a-Mess has a Halloween adventure with the Children.
  27. My Teatime with Frank: What-a-Mess has some tea time with Frank.
  28. Out With the Garbage: After He goes into a garbage truck, What-a-Mess is lost in another city.
  29. Dr. What-A-Mess: What-a-Mess and Felicia feed Trash some food with fertilizer, making him stiff as a board.
  30. Ultimate What-A-Mess What-a-Mess competes in a freebee catching competition, but can only catch flying pizzas.
  31. This Hydrant Is Mine What-a-Mess and His pals must defend their corner fire hydrant from a rival gang.
  32. Trash's Wonderful Life: Trash goes through His history and learns what would happen if He never existed.
  33. Snowbound: What-a-Mess has an adventure at a ski resort while keeping a snowman safe.
  34. The Thanksgiving Turkey What-a-Mess, Felicia, and Trash re-enact the first Thanksgiving.
  35. Santa What-A-Mess What-a-Mess questions the truth about Santa and Christmas.
  36. Here Comes Santa Paws
  37. All Around the Mallberry Bush What-a-Mess gets lost in the Mall.
  38. What-A-Mess at the Movies What-a-Mess goes to a cinema in hopes of watching the Wonder Pup Movie.
  39. His Royal Highness, Prince What-A-Mess: After getting on the wrong plane in the baggage, What-a-Mess meets his relatives in Afghanistan.
  40. Party at Poppet's: What-a-Mess tries to avoid Poppet during Poppet's Owner's birthday.
  41. Take Me Out to the Dog Park: What-a-Mess is forced to fight a Bully who is stronger than any normal canine, but another dog helps What-a-Mess, and You'll never guess who!
  42. The Watch Out Dog
  43. Molenapped!: What-a-Mess tries to save Ramona from the exterminator.
  44. Pound Pals: Trash and What-a-Mess are caught and taken to the pound.
  45. Taste Test
  46. Slobber on a Stick: What-a-Mess' slobbering friend Leonard comes for a visit.
  47. Scout's Honor: What-a-Mess travels the great outdoors with the boy on a camping adventure.
  48. Seein' Double
  49. Luck on His Side: What-a-Mess gets the wrong ideas about luck from Felicia and Trash.
  50. What-A-Mess Keeps the Doctor Away: What-a-Mess becomes scared when He is to go to the vet.
  51. There's No Business Like Shoe Business
  52. Joy Ride: What-a-Mess accidentally causes chaos and calamity in the town driving a convertible.
  53. Baldwin's Family Reunion: Baldwin turns to What-a-Mess to help arrange a reunion for the bird's family.
  54. Do the Mess Around: What-a-Mess and Felicia have fun singing at night time.
  55. On Vacation
  56. Messy Encounters: What-a-Mess and Trash are zapped in a spaceship by cat-like aliens.
  57. Dog Days of Summer
  58. Fetch!
  59. Real Puppies Don't Meow
  60. Invasion of the Puppy Snatchers: What-a-Mess, Felicia and Norton are confounded by itchy fleas
  61. The Ballad of El Pero
  62. What-a-Mess Has Lunch: What-a-Mess decides to go hunting for His food when the family forgets to feed Him.
  63. Walking the Boy: What-a-Mess has the boy take Him on a walk, but not without consequences.
  64. Messed Up What-A-Mess: What-a-Mess has amnesia, but Felicia and Trash take advantage of His situation.
  65. Water Mess: After being drenched with water by What-a-Mess, Felicia decides to pull a prank on What-a-Mess at the pool.
  66. The Big Sleep: Trash is trying to sleep, but Norton and What-a-Mess' playful nature keeps Him awake.
  67. High-Wire Heartthrob: What-a-Mess falls for a female afghan hound who is a circus performer.

    VHS/DVD releases

UK series

In October 1996, Buena Vista Home Video under the DIC Toon-Time Video banner released 2 VHS tapes called Monsters, Goblins, and Ghosts, Oh my! and Here Comes Santa Paws. The former contained the segments What-A-Mess and the Hairy Monster, Trick Or Treat and My Tea Time with Frank and the latter containing the Santa What-a-Mess special.
On 13 November 2003, Sterling Entertainment released a VHS/DVD called "Christmas Mess", containing the Santa What-a-Mess special as well as the segments "Trash's Wonderful Life", "The Thanksgiving Turkey", Snowbound", All Around the Mallberry Bush", "It's Raining Cats and Dogs" and "At the Movies", with the DVD version containing the segments "His Majesty, Prince What-a-Mess", "Ultimate What-a-Mess" and "This Hydrant is Mine" as bonus episodes. The DVD was re-issued by NCircle Entertainment in 2007.