When in Rome, Kill Me


When in Rome, Kill Me is the debut album by the Leeds-based indie rock band Cud and released through Imaginary Records The album was recorded during March 1989 at the Woodhouse Studios in Leeds with Alaric Neville and Richard Formby handling production.
Side 1 of the LP are linked by short narrative segments such that the first half of the album loosely forms a single story. In this story, it is implied that the protagonist flees Whitby to Rome after committing some undisclosed crime. There he is reunited with Bibi, possibly an accomplice in the crime, with whom he sleeps, but the following morning he wakes to find Bibi has left and grassed him to the police. We leave the protagonist drunk in a bar, as police sirens approach, with him rueing, "I would have got away with it, if it hadn't been for those b*stard, b*stard meddling kids."
"Only " was supposedly inspired by a chance encounter by Cud's manager with Morrissey. Allegedly, the vegetarian lead singer of the Smiths was seen partaking of a single prawn. The story is now accepted to be apocryphal.
The album reached number three in the UK Indie Chart in 1989.

Track listing

Side 1 - there are related comments to the narrative shown on the album and in brackets after each track)
  1. When In Rome, Kill Me - 2.23
  2. Only - 3.26
  3. Bibi Couldn't See - 3.01
  4. Strange Kind Of Love - 3.28
  5. Push And Shove - 3.27
  6. Day Crime Paid - 4.14
  7. When In Rome, Kill Me Again - 1.02
Side 2
  1. I've Had It With Blondes - 4.29
  2. Van Van Van - 2.29
  3. Vocally Speaking - 3.38
  4. Wobbly Jelly - 1.50
  5. Alison Springs - 2.50
  6. Epicurean's Answer - 4.02
  7. Bomba Boy Available only on the 1992 CD version.
An expanded CD version was released through Cherry Red Records in 2007 and included previously unreleased bonus tracks
  1. Van Van Van - 2.44
  2. I've Had It With Blondes - 3.23
  3. BB Couldn't C - 2.48
  4. Strange Kind Of Love - 3.33
  5. Alison Springs - 3.04
  6. Only - 4.00
  7. Starry Eyes - 2.03
  8. Vocally Speaking/Wobbly Jelly - 5.13

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