Arthur Roberts (physicist)


Arthur Roberts was an American physicist and composer.
He is remembered for several humoristic and satirical songs on scientific subjects, which he sang to piano accompaniment.

Songs

His best-known songs are preserved in a 78rpm vinyl record made in 1947. The songs are performed by faculty and students of the "State University of Iowa".
His song Take away your billion dollars inveighs against Berkelitis, the mega-project mania inspired by the huge growth of the Berkeley Radiation Laboratory in the 1930s and later by the Manhattan project that took over physics research after World War II; and he calls for a return to brains-before-dollars science:
In The Cyclotronist’s Nightmare he painted a farcical image of the heroic life in a cyclotron lab. The not-so-bright Lab Boss walks in one day and tells his graduate students:
and then gave his students the impossible task to produce the activated iron for the President, overnight — Eighty millicuries by half-past nine!

Biography

Arthur Roberts was born July 6, 1912, in the Bronx, the son of an Austrian immigrant. In 1933, he got a piano diploma from the New York's Manhattan School of Music and a master's degree in physics from Columbia University.
During World War II, Roberts traveled to Britain while working on the development of radar technology with a team of Massachusetts Institute of Technology scientists.
After the war, Roberts was a professor at the University of Chicago physics department, and worked at the Argonne National Laboratory and Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory. He became a fellow of the American Physical Society. During the 1960s and 1970s he used to have occasional music jam sessions with eminent scientists and Nobel laureates who worked at the Brookhaven National Laboratory. He moved to Hawaii in the late 1970s.
Arthur Roberts died April 22, 2004 of Alzheimer's disease at his home in Honolulu.