Ruby the Galactic Gumshoe
Ruby the Galactic Gumshoe is a science fiction radio drama series by the ZBS Foundation, written by Thomas Lopez. The first series, Ruby: Adventures of A Galactic Gumshoe, was created in 1982. In each story, the title character Ruby is hired to solve a metaphysical problem. New series have been released every few years, reaching Ruby 10 in 2018. Ruby is played by actress Laura Esterman.
Description
Ruby is a comic science fiction treatment of the hardboiled detective genre; the original series took place on the planet of Summa Nulla although later series took Ruby to other planets and solar systems.Laura Esterman starred as Ruby in the first series and Karen Young starred in the second series as "Ruby Too", another version of the protagonist, while Esterman, as Ruby, had a cameo part in this series. Esterman returned to the lead role from Ruby 3 onwards, credited as Blanche Blackwell.
The series was originally syndicated to air on the radio in episodes of approximately three to four minutes long, but later released as half-hour episodes to radio stations. To date, thirteen Ruby adventures have been released, the most recent in 2019.
Ruby has been broadcast in 23 countries, including Canada, England, Australia and the US. Ruby entered Science Fiction's Audio Hall of Fame for Best Science Fiction of 1982.
Series
Ruby: The Adventures of a Galactic Gumshoe (1982)
This story was the very first cyberpunk radio drama. In it, Ruby is hired by Rodant Kapoor to find out who is manipulating the media on Summa Nulla.- Ruby: Laura Esterman
- T.J. Teru: Bill Raymond
- Angel Lips: Robin Karfo
- And/Or, Rodant Kapoor, and Mother Kapoor: Tom Stewart
- The Android Sisters: Ruth Breuer & Valeria Vasilevski
- Chief, the Tookah: Fred Neuman
- Onoffon and Moleena Mole: Honora Ferguson
- Offonoff: Valeria Vasilevski
- Monet: Count Stovall
- Moonbeam: Elaine Graham
- Toots Mutant: Cara Duff-McCormick
- Harold Matisse: Chris McCaan
- The Vocoder Chorus: Tim Clark
- The Announcer: Dave Herman
- Executive Producer & Director: Thomas Manuel Lopez
- Author: Meatball Fulton
- Music: Original score for Ruby, composed and performed by Tim Clark
Ruby 2: The Further Adventures of a Galactic Gumshoe (1985)
- Ruby 2: Karen Young
- Ruby: Laura Esterman
- Rodant Kapoor, And/Or & Mother Kapoor: Tom Stewart
- T.J. Teru: Bill Raymond
- The Tookah, the Booger Man & Dr. Frank-n-furter: Fred Neuman
- Sam the Bardroid, Pisaro & Count Velcro: Peter Freedman
- "Big Money": Phoenix
- Sal the Robot: Eve Benton-Gordon
- The Bulldada, the Native Robot Guide & the Minotaur: Walter Cotton
- Mother Koan: Ellen MacLeDuff
- Julio "Hot Stuff" Sanchez: Gregorio Rosenblum
- Horace Wimpy: David Brisbane
- Ozymandias: John Wynn-Evans
- The Digital Dentist: Skip Pink
- Betty & Teddy: Phoenix & Tom Stewart
- The Chorus of Tykes: Jacob Fructer
- The Announcer: Dave Herman with assistance from Tom Stewart
- Executive Producer & Director: Thomas Lopez
- Written by Meatball Fulton
- Music: Tim Clark
Ruby 3: The Underworld / The Invisible World (1990-1991)
Part Two: The Invisible World:
- Ruby: Blanche Blackwell
- T.J. Teru: Bill Raymond
- Inanna: Jona Harris
- Manray & Mustapha: Willy B
- Rodant Kapoor, And/Or & Mother Kapoor: Art Fairbain
- Father Mojo: Dave Adams
- Sister Hoolooopoo: Gretel
- Junior Kapoor: Nebadon Adams
- Imogene Kapoor: Dalia Schneier
- Maharini: Valeria Vasilevski
- The Inky: Felix Avocado
- Mister Concertina: Andre Adler
- Molet the Mole & Tookah 2: Gregorio Rosenblum
- The Android Sisters: Ruth Maleczech & Valeria Vasilevski
- The Big Scuzz: Greg Merton
- Toadface: Terry O'Reilly
- Clay People and Punishing Stones: Terry O'Reilly, Greg Merton & Felix Avocado
- Zumzammim: Remly Hodgekiss
- Ringmaster: John McDonough
- Bartender: Ruth Maleczech
- Roger Robot: Hoopy Lewis
- Dr. Lazer: Leslie Blanford
- Monet: Karras Berlin
- Narrator: Kirby Airs
- Executive Producer & Director: Thomas Manuel Lopez
- Story by Thomas Lopez & Marcia Dale Lopez
- Script by Meatball Fulton
- Music Composed and Performed by Tim Clark
Ruby 4: The Moon Coins of Sonto Lore (1994-1995)
Part Two: The Turban of El Morya
Part Three: Dark Night of the Reptoids
Part Four: Mad Moon for Rubina
- Ruby: Blanche Blackwell
- T.J. Teru: Bill Raymond
- Rodant Kapoor, And/Or & Mother Kapoor: Art Fairbain
- Nikola Tesla, François the Robot, Zandero, E. Gad : Jim Cantell
- Rubina: Katja Frazier
- Toots Mutant: Ruth Maleczech
- Marimba Mambo: Gregorio Rosenblum
- Reppies: Rob Harari
- Mino Loonga: Leslie Blandford
- The Creeper: Felix Avocado
- Father Mojo: Dave Adams
- Producer/Director: Tom Lopez
- Story: Tom & Marcia Dale Lopez, Meatball Fulton
- Script: Meatball Fulton
- Music: Tim Clark
Ruby 5: The Land of Zoots (1998)
- Ruby: Blanche Blackwell
- T.J. Teru: Hamilton Dobbs
- Toots Mutant: Ruth Maleczech
- Rodant Kapoor, And/Or, Mother Kapoor, Mr. Bubble & Big Teddy: Art Fairbain
- François, Freddie Foo Foo, Prof Magnolia Warbler, Little Teddy, Palsy Walsy Panda, Prof Toto LeToe: Jim Cantell
- Angel Eyes, Coonstar Boostah, Barbie Bazooms: Rene Augesen
- Mr. Mollusk, The Wizard of Zoots: Bill Hufnagle
- The Android Sisters: Ruth Maleczech & Valeria Vasilevski
- The Balluka: Ida Faiella
- Narrator: Kirby Airs
- Director: Tom Lopez
- Script: Meatball Fulton
- Music: Tim Clark
Ruby 6: The Illusionati (2001)
- Ruby: Blanche Blackwell
- T.J. Teru: Bill Raymond
- Rodant Kapoor, And/Or & Mother Kapoor: Art Fairbain
- Angel Babe & Lady Bassoon: Shelley Williams
- Boom-Boom Bassoon: Bill Westonberg
- Sue Foo: Leslie Blandford
- Cream Puff & Yummy Yaszoom: Nathan Robbins
- Ambassador Woogie & Ringmaster: Neu Fredmann
- Narrator: Kirby Airs
- Producer/Director: Tom Lopez
- Writer: Meatball Fulton
- Music: Tim Clark
Ruby 6.5: Far Flung Farouk (2004)
- Ruby: Blanche Blackwell
- T.J. Teru: Bill Raymond
- Rodant Kapoor, And/Or & Wop Wop Bop: Art Fairbain
- Captain Laconic & Prince Haw Hee Bop: Bill Blechingberg
- Producer/Director: Tom Lopez
- Writer: Meatball Fulton
- Music: Tim Clark
Ruby 7: Dream Weaver, Dream Deceiver (2006)
- Ruby: Blanche Blackwell
- T.J. Teru: Bill Raymond
- Rodant Kapoor, And/Or & Mother Kapoor: Art Fairbain
- Angel Cheeks: Cheyenne Casebier
- & the Tookah: Neu Fredmann
- Moo, Ringmaster, Talking Loo, Alien & Clown: Nathan Robbins
- The Android Sisters: Ruth Maleczech & Valeria Vasilevski
- Producer/Director: Tom Lopez
- Script: Meatball Fulton
- Music: Tim Clark
Ruby 7.5: The Tookah's Tales (2008)
- Ruby: Blanche Blackwell
- The Tookah: John McDonough
- Producer/Director: Tom Lopez
- Story and Script: Meatball Fulton
- Music: Tim Clark
Ruby 8: The Good King Kapoor (2009)
- Ruby: Blanche Blackwell
- T.J. Teru: Bill Raymond
- Rodant Kapoor, And/Or & Mother Kapoor: Art Fairbain
- Onoffon: Ruth Maleczech
- Offonoff & Woman: Leslie Geraci
- Wazir & Reptoids: Tom Robbins
- The Narrator: Dave Herman
- Producer/Director: Tom Lopez
- Story & Script: Meatball Fulton
- Music: Tim Clark
Ruby 9: Masque of the Red Moon (2012)
- Ruby: Blanche Blackwell
- T.J. Teru: Bill Raymond
- Rodant Kapoor, And/Or & Mother Kapoor
- Producer/Director: Tom Lopez
- Story & Script: Meatball Fulton
- Music: Tim Clark
Ruby 9.5: Who Knows How This Ends? (2015)
- Ruby: Blanche Blackwell
- T.J. Teru: Bill Raymond
- Rodant Kapoor, And/Or & Mother Kapoor
- Producer/Director: Tom Lopez
- Story & Script: Meatball Fulton
- Music: Tim Clark
Ruby 10: The Black Star of Summa Nulla (2018)
Pilots
- "Tired of the Green Menace"
- "Rebel from Utopia"
Spinoff
Ol' Cactus Kapoor (2006)
In 2006, ZBS released a collection of nine stories about Rodant Kapoor, Ol’ Cactus Kapoor and Other Prickly Tales. The collection included "Ol' Cactus Kapoor", "The Colossal Kapoor", "The Seven Sacred Sapphires of Kapoor", "Judge Rodant and The Rest of The Rats", "Extract of Little Fooie", "The Purple Purse", "The 12 Famous Land Sharks School", "Trader Kapoor and The Woolie Boolies", and "How Real Is Real Anyway?"Major characters
- Ruby, a galactic gumshoe hired in each series to investigate a usually existential mystery. She has the ability to slow time and her favorite weapon is the powerful and extremely noisy Smith-Hitachi Godzilla Blaster.
- T. J. Teru, a human archaeologist whose life work is uncovering artifacts left by the ancient Nullian people who once inhabited the planet where the series takes place. Often helps Ruby with his investigations; has a fetish for plastic, especially when it is part of female androids. He was bedeviled by the And/Or Sisters in their guises of "Dr. Lazar" and "Dr. Duck" in Ruby 3, but by the story's end actually ended up by enjoying it. In Ruby 4, he becomes friends with Francois the Robot Waiter. His first non-android relationship takes place in Ruby 6, only to come to a tragic end.
- Rodant Kapoor, in some series described as a Kapoorian; his physical description includes a pointed nose, beady little eyes, protruding front teeth and a tail; a running joke throughout the series is his constantly being called "Rodent" by everyone instead of "Rodant" and being referred to as "a sneaky little rat". He hired Ruby in the original series and has since been an often maligned companion of hers, and he spends a great deal of time trying to escape/hide from his mother.
- Mustapha, Ruby's aircar; in appearance, he resembles a 1949 Mercury and speaks with an electronic Arabian accent. He is completely loyal to Ruby.
- Mother Kapoor, Rodant's mother, who tracks him down wherever he goes to escape her and drags him home.
- And/Or, a techie for the Digital Circus, a group of hackers who put on technological performances and revere Nikola Tesla. He creates many of the esoteric gadgets and devices Ruby uses in her cases and in Ruby 3 created a pair of sisters for himself, the And/Or Sisters, who for a time replaced the Android Sisters at the Digital Circus.
- Onoffon and Offonoff, two "techno-witches", also from the Digital Circus.
- The Tookah, a creature with four tentacles, three eyes, a thin blue mustache and a red fez. The original Tookah was blown up in the original Ruby series. He often acts as an information source for Ruby's investigations, and he returns/survives by cloning himself; by the time of Ruby 7, he is in his 22nd incarnation.
- Angel Lips, an android and former companion of Teru who has been programmed to be self-programming, thus giving her a will of her own. She made a short appearance and came to a final end in Ruby 3. A similar female android, "Angel Eyes", was offered to Teru as a payment/bribe in Ruby 5 but eventually left him too, returning in Ruby 6 only to be destroyed in an act of sabotage.
- Molière, chief of the Mole People who dig the same archeological sites as Teru ; he first appeared in the original Ruby series and returned in Ruby 7. His brother Molay appears in Ruby 3 and his cousin Mole-ecule appears in Ruby 5.
- Francois, a robot and head waiter at the Cafe Garçon.
- Toots Mutant, part human and part reptoid; originally Toots Malacca before she changed her name, an archaeologist and once the leader of the Zoot Mutants, a gang of techno-punks who are sometime allies of Ruby.
- The Android Sisters, who perform satirical speak-songs. Three albums of their speak-songs were released by ZBS Foundation and are currently available through ZBS and on Amazon.com: The Android Sisters' Greatest Hits, The Android Sisters - Pull No Punches and The Best of the Android Sisters.
- The Slimies, bio-engineered assassins who are often after Ruby and the gang. Slimies hunt by weaving "mind webs" to freeze and catch you in their thoughts. They also explode when they're killed.
- Nikola Tesla, the famous electrical engineer and inventor, resurrected as an electronic ghost and revered by the Digital Circus as a "guardian spirit".