The Longest Yard (2005 film)
The Longest Yard is a 2005 American prison sports comedy film directed by Peter Segal and written by Sheldon Turner. A remake of 1974's The Longest Yard, it stars Adam Sandler as a washed-up former professional quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers who, in exchange for freedom, is forced to assemble a football team to play against the guards. The film co-stars Chris Rock, James Cromwell, Nelly, William Fichtner and Burt Reynolds, who played Sandler's role in the original. The film was released on May 27, 2005.
Plot
Paul Crewe is a former NFL quarterback who was accused of shaving points, though it was never proven. One night he gets drunk during a party and goes joyriding in the Bentley of his girlfriend, Lena, causing a police chase and crashing the car. He is sentenced to three years in prison as a result.In prison, Warden Rudolph Hazen, an avid football fan, wishes to use his personal football team composed of his prison guards to boost his reputation for future elections as State Governor. Using a week in a hot box to coerce him, Crewe recommends that the Guards, lead by head guard Captain Knauer, play a tune-up game, a game between the Guards and a team that they easily slaughter to boost morale. Hazen tasks Crewe with forming a team composed of the prison inmates, believing that he will be unable to unite the unruly prisoners, thus not only achieving his goals, but also exerting his power over the inmates.
Crewe befriends Caretaker, who helps organize tryouts but finds a mostly inept roster due to Crewe's legacy. Seeing the team forming attracts former college football star Nate Scarborough, who decides to help coach the team by gathering several intimidating inmates, most of whom join in order to exact revenge against the abusive guards, bolstering his defense. Caretaker implores Crewe to seek out assistance from the black inmates to gain some much needed offensive strength. Crewe challenges their leader, Deacon Moss, to a one-on-one basketball game but refuses to call any fouls on Deacon. Deacon wins and refuses to offer help, but Earl Megget is impressed by Crewe's resilience and joins as his Running back.
As the team gains strength, Hazen and the guards hinder Crewe's team in several ways, such as taunting Megget into attacking a guard by verbally harassing him at the library with ethnic slurs; Megget, however, does not retaliate. Deacon and the other black inmates witness this and decide to join Crewe's team to exact revenge. Meanwhile, inmate Unger spies on the activities of the inmates for the guards and is implored to use his "talents" to weaken their team. Unger rigs an incendiary explosive into the radio in Crewe's cell, which Caretaker accidentally sets off and is sealed within Crewe's cell by Unger, preventing anyone from rescuing him.
On game day, the inmates are revitalized in the wake of Caretaker's murder when Caretaker uses his connections to his cousin at Reebok to supply the inmates with quality uniforms and gear as well as giving them the team name Mean Machine. Crewe deals with some difficulty getting the inmates to focus on winning the game during opening play, stating that a loss to them would be a far bigger mark of shame to the guards than any physical brutality they could inflict on them. Though the guards take an early lead, even having the referee's call bogus fouls on them, by the end of the first half, the Mean Machines tie the game at 14-all.
Hazen corners Crewe during half-time, informing him that if the Guards do not win by a two touchdown lead, he will pin Caretaker's murder on him. Crewe reluctantly agrees and Hazen orders Knauer to "inflict as much damage as possible" on the inmates once they have a three touchdown lead. During the opening of the second half, Crewe intentionally performs poorly and eventually self-removes him from the field. The Mean Machines catch on and desperately try to maintain an even foothold, but without Crewe, they falter once more in scoring. After earning a two touchdown lead on the Mean Machines, the Guards begin to brutally injure the inmates, spurring Crewe to reenter the field. The inmates initially refuse to help him, allowing him to be sacked twice, but on 4th Down and long, Crewe completes a 1st Down on his own. Crewe calls a time out and admits to his point shaving in both this game and his previous accusations. Informing the team of Hazen's threats, he declares that he would rather stay with the inmates than betray Caretaker's memory. The Mean Machines rally behind Crewe once more and with a decisive Two-point conversion, ends the game on 36-35 for the Mean Machines.
Knauer, having newfound respect for Crewe, congratulates him for the win and informs Crewe that he is aware that he had nothing to do with Caretaker's murder and would defend him. Hazen admonishes Knauer for losing a fixed game and notices that Crewe is heading towards the exit. Eagerly implying Crewe is trying to escape, Hazen orders that Crewe be shot for attempting to escape. Knauer hesitates and at the last moment realizes, and scornfully informs Hazen, that Crewe is only picking up the game football. Crewe returns it to Hazen, telling him to "stick it in trophy case".
Cast
Cons
- Adam Sandler as Paul "Wrecking" Crewe
- Chris Rock as James "Caretaker" Farrell
- Nelly as Earl Megget
- Bob Sapp as Switowski
- David Patrick Kelly as Unger
- Terry Crews as "Cheeseburger" Eddy
- Nicholas Turturro as Brucie
- Bill Goldberg as Joey "Battle" Battaglio
- Steve Reevis as Billy "Baby Face Bob" Rainwater
- Lobo Sebastian as Torres
- Dalip Singh Rana as Turley
- Joey "Coco" Diaz as Anthony "Big Tony" Cobianco
- Eddie Bunker as "Skitchy" Rivers
- Tracy Morgan as Miss Tucker
- Burt Reynolds as Coach Nate Scarborough
- Michael Irvin as Deacon Moss
Guards
- James Cromwell as Warden Rudolph Hazen
- William Fichtner as Captain Brian Knauer
- Bill Romanowski as Guard Lambert
- Brian Bosworth as Guard Garner
- Kevin Nash as Sergeant Engleheart
- Steve Austin as Guard Dunham
- Michael Papajohn as Guard Papajohn
- Conrad Goode as Guard Webster
- Brandon Molale as Guard Malloy
- Todd Holland as Guard Holland
- John Hockridge as Guard Hock
Others
- Allen Covert as Walter
- Rob Schneider as Townie
- Chris Berman as Himself
- Jim Rome as Himself
- Patrick Bristow as Patrick
- Lauren Sanchez as Herself
- Dan Patrick as Officer Jack Pugh
- Christopher Neiman as Big Ear Cop
- Ed Lauter as Duane
- Sean Salisbury as Vic
- Rob "Revolution" Moore as Gavin
- Big Boy as Jesse
- Marc S. Ganis as Lorenzo
- Shane Ralston as Bradlee
- Courteney Cox as Lena
- Cloris Leachman as Lynette Grey
- Walter Williamson as Errol Dandridge
Production
Release
The film was released on the same day as DreamWorks Animation’s family friendly comedy film Madagascar, both films starred Chris Rock. Whereas Madagascar is a family friendly movie, this film is a teen comedy. Rock was the voice of Marty in Madagascar and Caretaker in the film.It was released on 27 May 2005 in US and 9 September in the UK.
Reception
Box office
The film did well at the box office. Its $47.6 million opening weekend was the largest of Sandler's career and only second to The Day After Tomorrow as the largest opening by a movie that was not #1. The film would go on to gross $158.1 million in the United States and Canada and $190 million worldwide. It was the highest-grossing film produced by MTV Films, until it was surpassed by . Despite the large number of remakes released at the theaters, it's worth noting that The Longest Yard is the highest grossing comedy remake of the modern box office era.Critical response
On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 31% based on 166 reviews, with an average rating of 4.78/10. The website's critical consensus reads, "This Yard has some laughs but missing from this remake is the edginess of the original." On Metacritic, the film has a weighted average score of 48 out of 100, based on 35 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews". According to CinemaScore, audiences gave the film a grade of "A−" on an A+ to F scale.Roger Ebert, in the critical minority with this title, gave it a "Thumbs Up", defending it later in his Chicago Sun-Times review as a film that "...more or less achieves what most of the people attending it will expect." In the print review, Ebert beseeches his readers to "...seek out a movie you could have an interesting conversation about", citing films not in wide release such as and Kontroll, until finally encouraging his readers to "drop any thought of seeing anything else instead" if they can see Crash.
Awards
The film earned Chris Rock a BET Comedy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Theatrical Film.Burt Reynolds earned a Golden Raspberry Award nomination for Worst Supporting Actor for his performance in the film.
Soundtrack
The official soundtrack, which consisted entirely of hip-hop music, was released on May 24, 2005 by Derrty Ent. Records and Universal Records. It peaked at #11 on the Billboard 200 and #10 on the Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums.The film itself contains a mixture of hip-hop and rock music, featuring music by Creedence Clearwater Revival, Norman Greenbaum, and AC/DC, among others.